The Moral of the Story is.... - Toyota Yaris Forums

Yaris Revenge · 09-19-2007, 12:12 PM

.... don't F--K with armless artists. They will KICK YOUR ASS!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20844553/?gt1=10357

(is it wrong to laugh about this? I can't tell...)

~YR

death is my gift · 09-19-2007, 01:00 PM

Yeah, that's pretty funny.

eTiMaGo · 09-19-2007, 02:22 PM

"I'll bite your legs off!"

YarisTom73 · 09-19-2007, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eTiMaGo

"I'll bite your legs off!"

Is that yet another reference to Monty Python??

eTiMaGo · 09-19-2007, 02:30 PM

A fight involving an armless man? How could parallels not be drawn?

death is my gift · 09-19-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by eTiMaGo

A fight involving an armless man? How could parallels not be drawn?

I was thinking the same.

kurokoma-kun · 09-19-2007, 04:32 PM

How romantical!

For your love, for your love,
I would give you roses red,
For your love, for your love,
I would head-butt that dude dead.

YarisTom73 · 09-19-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kurokoma-kun

How romantical!

For your love, for your love,
I would give you roses red,
For your love, for your love,
I would head-butt that dude dead.

YOU ROCK

black2yaris · 09-19-2007, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kurokoma-kun

How romantical!

For your love, for your love,
I would give you roses red,
For your love, for your love,
I would head-butt that dude dead.

OK what was the Band that 1st did that song ??

kurokoma-kun · 09-19-2007, 04:49 PM

Hee! couldnt help it

it some 60s band's song--kinks or yardbirds?

fnkngrv · 09-19-2007, 05:09 PM

Well I have to hand it to the armless guy...he knows how to "accidentally" take care of his enemies...

black2yaris · 09-19-2007, 05:17 PM

Butt,
to kill a guy over a women......
..........that's just Butt Ass stupid,..
butt some people are in love so much they have their heads up their butts ,
i'll bet she was also butt ugly & smelled like a butt anyway .

YarisTom73 · 09-19-2007, 05:25 PM

Ah yes, once again jealousy rears it's ugly head. All over some turd-l dove. No crap! I bet she feels flushed now! Oh well, who gives a Chit.

Yaris Revenge · 09-19-2007, 05:56 PM

I'm guessing the dude that died couldn't stand the fact his chick left him for a guy with no arms. Probably quite the blow to a fragile redneck ego (this DID take place in Georgia, remember?). The article stated there had been bad-blood for awhile... sounds like he just couldn't let it go. Wonder what the truth of the matter really is!

~YR

YarisTom73 · 09-19-2007, 05:59 PM

The banjos strum as I read on...

sherryberry · 09-19-2007, 06:19 PM

so i wonder... does he have legs of steel or something so he can balance during sex.. or is she just always on top ?

xed · 09-19-2007, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sherryberry

so i wonder... does he have legs of steel or something so he can balance during sex.. or is she just always on top ?

I'm betting he has cock powers beyond that of mere mortal men.

btw, I was going to go for a post with a "It's just a flesh wound" vibe but damn if eTiMaGo didn't bust one out on the 3rd post.

eTiMaGo · 09-20-2007, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xed

I'm betting he has cock powers beyond that of mere mortal men.

btw, I was going to go for a post with a "It's just a flesh wound" vibe but damn if eTiMaGo didn't bust one out on the 3rd post.

ni!

09-19-2007, 12:12 PM	#1
Yaris Revenge GIGA...DRILL...BREAKER!!! Drives: Lagann. ;P Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: My own little world. Posts: 717	The Moral of the Story is.... .... don't F--K with armless artists. They will KICK YOUR ASS! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20844553/?gt1=10357 (is it wrong to laugh about this? I can't tell...) ~YR __________________ Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

09-19-2007, 01:00 PM	#2
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09-19-2007, 02:22 PM	#3
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09-19-2007, 02:30 PM	#5
eTiMaGo vroom vroom View User's Garage Drives: lil red 5-door Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bangkok, Thailand Posts: 7,744	A fight involving an armless man? How could parallels not be drawn? __________________ The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish. - Robert Jackson Bye bye 1NZ...

09-19-2007, 05:09 PM	#11
fnkngrv Mr. 155 and climbing View User's Garage Drives: Seriously Modded 07 Sedan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In The Hotbox Posts: 4,742	Well I have to hand it to the armless guy...he knows how to "accidentally" take care of his enemies... __________________ Team Tiamat Racing on Facebook Youtube Channel: Team Tiamat Racing *Class record holder in Land Speed @ 154.5mph for 1.5 mile and 145.5mph in the mile in the F (2.016 to 3.014 L), G (1.524 to 2.015 L), and H (1.016 to 1.523 L) classes.*

09-19-2007, 04:32 PM	#7
kurokoma-kun Drives: 2007 Yaris HB Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: my own little world Posts: 1,256	How romantical! For your love, for your love, I would give you roses red, For your love, for your love, I would head-butt that dude dead.

09-19-2007, 04:49 PM	#10
kurokoma-kun Drives: 2007 Yaris HB Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: my own little world Posts: 1,256	Hee! couldnt help it it some 60s band's song--kinks or yardbirds?

09-19-2007, 05:17 PM	#12
black2yaris The Man In Black Lives View User's Garage Drives: Black Sand Pearl L/B 'o7 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 477	Butt, to kill a guy over a women...... ..........that's just Butt Ass stupid,.. butt some people are in love so much they have their heads up their butts , i'll bet she was also butt ugly & smelled like a butt anyway . __________________ black2yaris The Man In Black Lives! 2007 2 door hatchback in Black Sand Pearl, A/T,rear spoiler,front & rear JDM badges,TRD CAI,TRD rear sway bar,exhaust tip,sill protectors,heximats,under dash blue LED's,short rubber ant,rear bumper protector,Toyota thin 7 spoke alloy wheels,pwr pkg,ABS,side curtain airbags,rear defogger,fog lights,mud guards,TYC tail lights,shift knob,tint all windows,security sys,keyless entry,clear paint protection all exposed front surfaces,TRD fuel cap,rubber dash & g/b mats

09-19-2007, 05:25 PM	#13
YarisTom73 46 and 2, just ahead... Drives: 07 Yaris sedan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Johnstown, PA Posts: 533	Ah yes, once again jealousy rears it's ugly head. All over some turd-l dove. No crap! I bet she feels flushed now! Oh well, who gives a Chit. __________________ Zero to Sixty in just fifteen minutes...

09-19-2007, 05:56 PM	#14
Yaris Revenge GIGA...DRILL...BREAKER!!! Drives: Lagann. ;P Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: My own little world. Posts: 717	I'm guessing the dude that died couldn't stand the fact his chick left him for a guy with no arms. Probably quite the blow to a fragile redneck ego (this DID take place in Georgia, remember?). The article stated there had been bad-blood for awhile... sounds like he just couldn't let it go. Wonder what the truth of the matter really is! ~YR __________________ Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

09-19-2007, 05:59 PM	#15
YarisTom73 46 and 2, just ahead... Drives: 07 Yaris sedan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Johnstown, PA Posts: 533	The banjos strum as I read on... __________________ Zero to Sixty in just fifteen minutes...

09-19-2007, 06:19 PM	#16
sherryberry Drives: 07 Blazing Blue Yaris Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,305	so i wonder... does he have legs of steel or something so he can balance during sex.. or is she just always on top ? __________________ Don't Milk the Cat! -Said by me during a game of Cranium.

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