The Official *MAD DOG* jokes thread v2

[*MAD DOG*]

At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke 2 metres tall and 150 kilos. He's sitting quietly having a few beers when a short, well-dressed, and obviously gay man, walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Aboriginal.

Leaning over closely to the Aboriginal the gay guy whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"
At this the massive Aboriginal leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park, and returned to his seat at the bar.

Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. 'I've never seen you react like that', he says, "Just what did he say to you?"

'I'm not sure', the big Aboriginal replies, 'something about a job....'


(If you don't get the joke, most (not all) Aboriginals bludge on welfare there entire lives)