The Official *MAD DOG* jokes thread v2

[yaris2010RS]

are newfie jokes known internationally? or only in canada?


A Newfie was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
> friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was
> a big brass gong and a mallet.'What's with that big brass gong?' one
> of the guests asked.
> 'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the Newfie replied.'A talking
> clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.'Yup' replied the
> Newfie.'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.'Watch' the
> Newfie replied.
> He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and
> stepped back.The three stood looking at one another for a
> moment.Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You
> asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!'