Official "Here is the nastiness that is me" Topic

[darthbauer]

Originally Posted by m911gt

From the 40 Year Old Virgin (not from John):
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

You missed the best one from the outtakes.

You know how I know your gay, your dick taste like shit.