What are you doing right now?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

No, but that is a good one. I actually wrote a 30 second song after the hack about how often the hacker whacked off, but I lost the lyrics.

"Vpcorp likes to punch his monkey
Do-do-da-da-oooooo my turtle now has mud
Can't wait until Christmas comes

Makin' Joey puke is what I like to do
Do-do-da-da-oooooo I'll bend over and smile for you
Can't wait until Kwanza comes

[Chorus]

Nobody loves yes I know
Shakin' my bishop makes me say ohhhhhh!
Nobody loves me I can't wait and see
Santa come down the chimney"