A Light Hearted Look at the Universe

[Ferret_san]

PILATE: People of Jewusalem!



CROWD: [chuckling]



PILATE: Wome is your fwiend.



CROWD: [laughing]



PILATE: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.



CROWD: [laughing]



GUARD #3: [chuckling]



PILATE: Whom would you have me welease?



BOB HOSKINS: Welease Woger!



CROWD: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]



PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!



CROWD: [cheering]



CENTURION: Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir.



PILATE: What?



CENTURION: Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.



PILATE: Ah. We have no 'Woger'!



CROWD: Ohhhhh!



BOB: Well, what about Wodewick, then?



CROWD: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!



PILATE: Centuwion, why do they titter so?



CENTURION: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.



PILATE: Are they... wagging me?



CENTURION: Oh, no, sir!



GUARD #3: [chuckling]



PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick!



CROWD: [laughing]



CENTURION: Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either.



PILATE: No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'?



CENTURION: Sorry, sir.



PILATE: Who is this 'Wod'--



GUARD #1: [chuckle]



PILATE: Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?



BOB: He's a wobber!



CROWD: [laughing]