Dear KCALB....

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Originally Posted by GeneW

Dear Kcalb,

I work with an Indian lady. The crazy Punjabi we both work with says she's from southern India, don't exactly recall which state but it's not Tamil-Nadu, maybe Andra Pradesh.

She is very dark complected, almost jet black. She has a wonderful figure, a dignified poise, is unflappable and intelligent. I love to listen to her talk and like her presence. Of course watching her butt is an invigorating experience as well.

I am concerned that while she is in her forties and probably experienced with Indian men she might find my pale skin, British features, green eyes and clipped privates a bit tough to take. I doubt that there are many guys who look like me in Southern India, though I could possibly pass as an Afghan or inhabitant of the Causcasus mountains in a dark alley.

So how does one court a person from those distant exotic climes? Any clues you can deliver from your myriad experiences and past would be most helpful.

Gene

oddly enough, I dated an Indian woman. She was older than me, was married to the same guy since she was a teen, and left due to his neglect to her as a partner and physical abuse towards her well being. Not saying jojo is wrong, but there are some that will take a chance on finding a relationship outside their own race. All it takes is for you to be you, not witty, not suave, not anything other than you. She has already seen the "work" guy, but never seen the "after work" guy. If both of you are comfortable in being around each other during work, it's pretty safe to say she will like to have company outside of work. But, you never know until you ask. As I told our young YW couple that just got married, it all started as 50% chance, the rest was up to them. Take your chance. As for the butt wiggle issue, rock on with your bad self!

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

Dear KCALB,

Pick the winning teams in this list of AFL football for this weekend and post them in a reply?

Game 1
Fremantle Dockers vs Hawthorn Hawks

Game 2
Melbourne Demons vs Western Bulldogs

Game 3
Geelong Cats vs North Melbourne Kangaroos

Game 4
Brisbane Lions vs Adelaide Crows

Game 5
Sydney Swans vs West Coast Eagles

Game 6
Port Adelaide Power vs Richmond Tigers

Game 7
Collingwood Magpies vs Carlton Blues

Game 8
St Kilda Saints vs Essendon Bombers

While your at it can you please select 7 numbers between 1-45 and post your numbers in your response?

Game 1
Fremantle Dockers vs Hawthorn Hawks

Game 2
Melbourne Demons vs Western Bulldogs

Game 3
Geelong Cats vs North Melbourne Kangaroos

Game 4
Brisbane Lions vs Adelaide Crows

Game 5
Sydney Swans vs West Coast Eagles

Game 6
Port Adelaide Power vs Richmond Tigers

Game 7
Collingwood Magpies vs Carlton Blues

Game 8
St Kilda Saints vs Essendon Bombers

1, 16, 2, 13, 18, 23, 32

Originally Posted by k r a y z e e . j o j o

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8, but hot dog buns come in packs of 10?

Originally Posted by GeneW

...because the makers of both want you to make forty servings... figure it out, it's the lowest integer value that both will divide into.

Gene

Each company has its own priority of how things should be packaged since they do not operate under the same name. Take a look at a package of hot dogs and see how much it weighs most likely it weighs a pound. Having it weigh this much and the size of the package make it a great size to store in the fridge without taking up too much space. Bread companies have a problem of how there pans are set up. The reason that a dozen is such a traditional bread company number is that it can be set up in as a pan with 3X4 or 4X3. When it comes to pans and ovens, they are looking for a well oiled machine and a pattern that works to save time and power. Ten buns means it must be 2 rows of 5, which simply doesn't always work. The 3X4 rectangle is more convenient.

Originally Posted by mikenacarato

Dear KCALB,

Will drinking 5 dews a day make me less likely to have kids? second, does this mean i still need to wear ......oh nevermind, i wont go into it that far. lol

lol, I covered this last week in the What are you doing thread. Its a myth, don't worry, your boys are stil strong.