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Old 02-08-2010, 05:20 AM   #1
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We have Mad Dogs joke thread that has 26+ pages of jokes....... why start a new thread?
Agree. Beng why didn't you just post in my thread. It is open for everyone to post and view jokes.
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Old 02-09-2010, 05:38 AM   #2
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Agree. Beng why didn't you just post in my thread. It is open for everyone to post and view jokes.
Somebody (a moderator, I guess) suggested that I start this thread.
If you can merge this thread thsat will be great, otherwise I'll just post it in your thread for now on.

Am now in Vegas and getting a bit of luck...so no jokes from my end till I get back to YVR.
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Old 02-12-2010, 12:44 PM   #3
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Financial Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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