How company policy is made. Feel free to post this up at your work.

[A-Dingo-Ate-My-Baby]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

I work for a company that has a $2 Million dollar a week payroll and over 1400 employees. This company is owned by a global company. So I guess your wrong eh. But I won't hold my breath waiting for an apology. I'm sorry my humour doesn't cater to your needs. But I didn't put a gun to your head and force you to read this.

Maybe the reason "this doesn't even elicit a chuckle" is because you are a management monkey and it in fact this is a direct emulation of your work situation so flawlessly that rather than laugh you just sigh at the awesomeness of my post.

mmm, sorry. I am an engineer and scientist, paid for what is inside my skull, in
a 45,000 employee, 3 billion dollar a month profit, global concern. I work inside
government and defense contracts globally, solving deep problems. People
don't pay me to see me look neat, they pay me to think and solve complex issues,
which can make or break a company, or profit margin. It is bleeding edge IT security stuff.

I am not a manager...I need managers to manage me so I can do my job effectively. As such,
I have a good perspective on how things really do work in the world. You cannot over-simply
things and paste it up in bold like you know what is going on, without some fallout from peeps like me.

My company is the best and biggest in what we do, and we don't outsource and we make
everything ourselves and lead the industry in mathematics, securing data, and cybercrime.

Every single computer, operating system, web browser, smartphone...everything that touches the internet
on this planet, has code on it that my company has developed. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Oh yeah and we have been immune to the economic turmoil, because fortunately, I had a vision
that... this is what I want to do for work, and the worse the economy gets, the more everyone needs
my and my company services. We can't hire fast enough (long security checks). We are now big enough
to resist any takeover by 'insert another huge company here'.


I am not here to toot my horn.... I am just here to be cranky and say...'I am not buying
this crap' and I am just posting my opinion. It is not supposed to be a full-on pis*ing match
but hey I can play that game too.