Pure City Driving MPG - Toyota Yaris Forums

bronsin · 08-16-2014, 12:06 PM

Now that its summer Im getting 37.5 mpg on my ~6 mile commute to work.

Winter I get 32 mpg.

Only a mile or so is in the city.

I only go 30-35 mph in traffic where the speed limit is 45 mph and many cars go 60. To do that Ive installed radar and a special chip to the ECM that tracks other traffic and swerves my car in and out of traffic faster other human drivers can. It sees other cars and computes a course for my Yaris that will cause them to swerve into each other and explode in flames as they try to avoid me! It can compute the trajectories of 100 cars simultaneously!

Its a package from the same people who invented Iron Dome.

Its WAY better than a ScanGauge!

nookandcrannycar · 08-16-2014, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bronsin

I only go 30-35 mph in traffic where the speed limit is 45 mph and many cars go 60. To do that Ive installed radar and a special chip to the ECM that tracks other traffic and swerves my car in and out of traffic faster other human drivers can. It sees other cars and computes a course for my Yaris that will cause them to swerve into each other and explode in flames as they try to avoid me! It can compute the trajectories of 100 cars simultaneously!

Its a package from the same people who invented Iron Dome.

Its WAY better than a ScanGauge!

08-16-2014, 12:06 PM	#1
bronsin Drives: 2009 Base Hatch 2 Dr Auto Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: nj Posts: 4,784	Now that its summer Im getting 37.5 mpg on my ~6 mile commute to work. Winter I get 32 mpg. Only a mile or so is in the city. I only go 30-35 mph in traffic where the speed limit is 45 mph and many cars go 60. To do that Ive installed radar and a special chip to the ECM that tracks other traffic and swerves my car in and out of traffic faster other human drivers can. It sees other cars and computes a course for my Yaris that will cause them to swerve into each other and explode in flames as they try to avoid me! It can compute the trajectories of 100 cars simultaneously! Its a package from the same people who invented Iron Dome. Its WAY better than a ScanGauge! __________________ Synthetic Oil: Its All In Your Head

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