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on a similar note...

Jay Leno: "After the war, the plan is to divide Iraq into three
parts ... regular, premium, and unleaded."

My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary, so
I took her down the street to the Sunoco station.

I have my car towed to work because it's cheaper than buying gas.

All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot.

I saw a guy on the street corner, holding up a hat and a sign that
said, "Wife and 2 Cars to Feed."

For our vacation this summer, we're thinking it will be cheaper to
just mail the car.

Jay Leno: "At the gas station near my house they have a slot on
the pump for your credit card, and one right next to it for your
401-K."