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eric81 · 04-28-2009, 09:48 PM

Really? What's it like? Is it weird when one of you shaves and the other doesn't? I kissed a girl once who needed to shave. YUCK!!! Ended that date pretty quick. Still, I thought homo' were kinda claustrophobic, and that's why they are all coming out of the closet. Kind of a small car for them then, right? The Miata is at least usually a convertible.

yaris prime · 04-28-2009, 10:20 PM

I'm not gay, but I think the previous owner of my car was.
I found a "best of" showtunes cd in the player when I bought it

I put one of these bumper stickers on, just so people know what team I'm playing for:

BluYrs · 04-29-2009, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yaris prime

I put one of these bumper stickers on, just so people know what team I'm playing for:

Too obvious, might backfire

Castaway · 04-29-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by eric81

Really? What's it like? Is it weird when one of you shaves and the other doesn't? I kissed a girl once who needed to shave. YUCK!!! Ended that date pretty quick. Still, I thought homo' were kinda claustrophobic, and that's why they are all coming out of the closet. Kind of a small car for them then, right? The Miata is at least usually a convertible.

Ask your gf how it feels to kiss a guy, or how it feels to sleep with someone with hair on his chest and ass... As for the closet thing, I guess it was ment as a joke

eric81 · 04-29-2009, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Castaway

Ask your gf how it feels to kiss a guy, or how it feels to sleep with someone with hair on his chest and ass... As for the closet thing, I guess it was ment as a joke

I thought it was well thought out, but I am not an english major by any means. That, and science and geography. And History. And anything besides math, electronics, automotive, and common sense.

eric81 · 04-29-2009, 03:03 AM

That pull-start thing is actually a good idea, for when the batteries die. Of course, it's just as easy to push it then pop the clutch. Or just replace the 3 AA's in the glove box and then start it up. But a good idea all the same.

TickleTimeTim · 04-29-2009, 03:12 AM

Way off topic now, but in reference to the pull start, people ask me if my tow hook is a wind up tool to start my car.

eric81 · 04-29-2009, 03:32 AM

What do you mean? Wind ups are sooooooo gay!

SilverBack · 04-29-2009, 04:19 AM

So does that mean a Yaris covered with sponsor decals is "gay for pay?" LOL

mr9865 · 04-29-2009, 03:42 PM

figured id post that focus are not that bad, I like everything about mine except the mpg, plus no repairs so far.

detroiter · 04-29-2009, 05:00 PM

Why is it ok for a guy to drive a Pontiac Solstice/Saturn Sky, yet it's "flamer" to drive a Miata?

Tamago · 04-29-2009, 05:07 PM

[QUOTE=detroiter;302265]Why is it ok for a guy to drive a Pontiac Solstice/Saturn Sky/QUOTE]

it's not ok. it's still a hairdresser's car

without a 5.0(miata) or an LS6(solstice), either car is a hairdresser's car.

GnomeBody · 04-29-2009, 05:29 PM

This is the first time Ive heard of the yaris being a "Gay" car...

...On the other hand I do hear the word "cute" alot when people are taking about it...

Makes me think I should paint some flesh eating Zombies on it, maybe then it would get some respect

and as for the ford focus, I personaly think there Buttugly and throw in the fact that its a ford... well need I say more.

TickleTimeTim · 05-01-2009, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by GnomeBody

This is the first time Ive heard of the yaris being a "Gay" car...

...On the other hand I do hear the word "cute" alot when people are taking about it...

Makes me think I should paint some flesh eating Zombies on it, maybe then it would get some respect

and as for the ford focus, I personaly think there Buttugly and throw in the fact that its a ford... well need I say more.

dude, a flesh eating zombie would be the best idea, ever.

frownonfun · 04-29-2009, 08:38 PM

speaking of being gay i actually had someone key the words "i am gay" into the passenger side door of my '07 yaris sedan. i mean it was huge too. the whole door. i always thought that was an odd thing to key into someone's car cause if i was in fact gay, then how would that have hurt my feelings. and i'm pretty sure whoever it was knew i wasn't gay so now it's just plain inaccurate so yeah... i didn't understand that logic.

on a side note many guys have mistakenly thought i was gay. many of those same guys lost their girlfriends to me so idk, i think having "gay" personality traits has its advantages. so i like fruity drinks, cute cars, and i'll actually listen to a woman when she is talking... sue me.

nerp · 04-29-2009, 09:16 PM

I love pulling up to some meathead who looks at my yaris, starts to chuckle. .. until he sees the smoking babe I'm driving with. :)

detroiter · 04-29-2009, 09:50 PM

+1 to that.

I get alot of muscle car fanatics here in the motorcity, pull up and try to heckle me. Then they see the Filipina beauty I have in the seat next to me...then look at what's in their passenger seat. Their smile quickly turns to a frown :D

Tamago · 04-29-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by detroiter

Their smile quickly turns to a frown :D

that's probably because they're racist rednecks.

04-28-2009, 10:20 PM	#2
yaris prime Yes- I fit in it. View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris liftback, MT Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 90	I'm not gay, but I think the previous owner of my car was. I found a "best of" showtunes cd in the player when I bought it I put one of these bumper stickers on, just so people know what team I'm playing for: Attached Images __________________ I'm surprised it doesn't have a pull-start !

04-29-2009, 03:12 AM	#7
TickleTimeTim Free Mustache Rides View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris HB Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Arkansas Posts: 1,247	Way off topic now, but in reference to the pull start, people ask me if my tow hook is a wind up tool to start my car. __________________ Club SHIFT

04-29-2009, 04:19 AM	#9
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	So does that mean a Yaris covered with sponsor decals is "gay for pay?" LOL __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

04-29-2009, 05:29 PM	#13
GnomeBody AD&D Dork Drives: 07Liftback/07sedanS Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: US-V.A. Posts: 83	This is the first time Ive heard of the yaris being a "Gay" car... ...On the other hand I do hear the word "cute" alot when people are taking about it... Makes me think I should paint some flesh eating Zombies on it, maybe then it would get some respect and as for the ford focus, I personaly think there Buttugly and throw in the fact that its a ford... well need I say more. __________________ Mods: K&N filter, Megan Coilovers, Ultra Racing 19mm rear sway bar, Sun tachometer, Window Tint.

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04-28-2009, 09:48 PM	#1
eric81 View User's Garage Drives: Toyota Salesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Clarksville, IN Posts: 297	Really? What's it like? Is it weird when one of you shaves and the other doesn't? I kissed a girl once who needed to shave. YUCK!!! Ended that date pretty quick. Still, I thought homo' were kinda claustrophobic, and that's why they are all coming out of the closet. Kind of a small car for them then, right? The Miata is at least usually a convertible.

04-29-2009, 03:03 AM	#6
eric81 View User's Garage Drives: Toyota Salesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Clarksville, IN Posts: 297	That pull-start thing is actually a good idea, for when the batteries die. Of course, it's just as easy to push it then pop the clutch. Or just replace the 3 AA's in the glove box and then start it up. But a good idea all the same.

04-29-2009, 03:32 AM	#8
eric81 View User's Garage Drives: Toyota Salesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Clarksville, IN Posts: 297	What do you mean? Wind ups are sooooooo gay!

04-29-2009, 03:42 PM	#10
mr9865 $10.25/hr frying chicken View User's Garage Drives: 2012 Yaris L Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Green Bay WI Posts: 262	figured id post that focus are not that bad, I like everything about mine except the mpg, plus no repairs so far.

04-29-2009, 05:00 PM	#11
detroiter Drives: 2008 Polar White LB Auto Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 1,238	Why is it ok for a guy to drive a Pontiac Solstice/Saturn Sky, yet it's "flamer" to drive a Miata?

04-29-2009, 08:38 PM	#15
frownonfun View User's Garage Drives: 09 Yaris HB, 08 SR5 Tundra Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: RGV, Texas Posts: 1,086	speaking of being gay i actually had someone key the words "i am gay" into the passenger side door of my '07 yaris sedan. i mean it was huge too. the whole door. i always thought that was an odd thing to key into someone's car cause if i was in fact gay, then how would that have hurt my feelings. and i'm pretty sure whoever it was knew i wasn't gay so now it's just plain inaccurate so yeah... i didn't understand that logic. on a side note many guys have mistakenly thought i was gay. many of those same guys lost their girlfriends to me so idk, i think having "gay" personality traits has its advantages. so i like fruity drinks, cute cars, and i'll actually listen to a woman when she is talking... sue me.

04-29-2009, 09:16 PM	#16
nerp Drives: 2009 3dr LB Meteorite Metallic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Rockville, RI Posts: 69	I love pulling up to some meathead who looks at my yaris, starts to chuckle. .. until he sees the smoking babe I'm driving with. :)

04-29-2009, 09:50 PM	#17
detroiter Drives: 2008 Polar White LB Auto Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 1,238	+1 to that. I get alot of muscle car fanatics here in the motorcity, pull up and try to heckle me. Then they see the Filipina beauty I have in the seat next to me...then look at what's in their passenger seat. Their smile quickly turns to a frown :D