Wine of Water - Toyota Yaris Forums

Benggolf2 · 12-25-2009, 04:46 AM

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.....

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of sh#t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:I'm doing it as a public service! :D

DandiDani · 12-25-2009, 10:31 AM

lol

yaris-me · 12-25-2009, 02:20 PM

So we shouldn't drink milk?

That should have 10 kilos of poop.

Altitude · 12-25-2009, 02:29 PM

Well then, some of the people here must drink an awful lot of water! (hehe just kidding of course)

Black Yaris · 12-25-2009, 03:01 PM

good thing all I drink is purified water

12-25-2009, 04:46 AM	#1
Benggolf2 View User's Garage Drives: 2008 Yaris RS 4-Door LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Richmond, B.C., Canada Posts: 504	Wine of Water To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't..... As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh#t. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:I'm doing it as a public service! :D __________________ Benggolf2

12-25-2009, 10:31 AM	#2
DandiDani View User's Garage Drives: 09' Meteorite liftback Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jeff,Indiana Posts: 1,374	lol __________________

12-25-2009, 03:01 PM	#5
Black Yaris der Zeck View User's Garage Drives: '05 Audi A4 1.8t quattro Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Toledo, OH Posts: 5,231	good thing all I drink is purified water __________________

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12-25-2009, 02:20 PM	#3
yaris-me Learn to Relax Drives: 2007, Meteorite, LB Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 2,070	So we shouldn't drink milk? That should have 10 kilos of poop.

12-25-2009, 02:29 PM	#4
Altitude Drives: '08 LB MT Bayou Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,671	Well then, some of the people here must drink an awful lot of water! (hehe just kidding of course)