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12-24-2008, 04:38 PM | #1 |
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BE AFRAID.........
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12-24-2008, 04:43 PM | #2 |
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I'm definitely afraid.
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12-24-2008, 04:53 PM | #3 |
I will not be afraid until I see the Dyno Sheets ............ w/o Chuck and with Chuck!
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12-24-2008, 05:02 PM | #4 |
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Thanks, I had to change my pants.
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12-24-2008, 05:30 PM | #5 |
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^ Finally!
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12-24-2008, 05:58 PM | #6 |
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Thats the problem, there are no straps that are strong enough to hold him to a dyno. The true power of the Chuck may never be known. Experts guess in the high thousands at the beard.
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12-24-2008, 06:10 PM | #7 |
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Some say that Chuck Norris contains not a chin, but a third fist under his beard!
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12-24-2008, 06:14 PM | #8 |
Just call me Ray, better?
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oh god... dont tell me this is going end up at a family guy cunclusion...(its been happening way 2 much lately)
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12-24-2008, 06:18 PM | #9 |
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whats crazy is that there is no engine in this yaris. I saw it at the track, and chuck said go . .
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12-24-2008, 06:22 PM | #10 |
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^^^^^
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12-25-2008, 01:17 AM | #11 |
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nah you got it all wrong, chuck norris should be behind the car, roundhouse kicking it, which has the effect of sending it hurtling forward and doing the quarter mile in 2 and a half seconds.
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12-25-2008, 02:38 AM | #12 |
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yeah
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12-25-2008, 03:20 AM | #13 |
That's not CHUCKY , that's just a MADDOG look-a-like
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12-25-2008, 06:23 AM | #14 |
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Chuck Norris needs no engine, he goes barefoot flintstones style and still is capable of 6.5 second quarter mile.
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12-25-2008, 06:37 AM | #15 |
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Nice mods!
Chuck can make it drift simply by looking at it while it's standing still
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12-25-2008, 05:31 PM | #16 |
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after this pic was posted online toyota was temted to change the name from Toyota Yaris to Toyota ChuckN
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12-25-2008, 07:26 PM | #17 |
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well the problem is ...if chuck was to roundhouse the yaris....there would be no more yaris. What he does is attaches a cale from the total gym and attaches it to his foot, then simply makes the roundhouse motions, which tightens the cable and hurtles the yaris forward.
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12-30-2008, 07:24 AM | #18 |
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Chuck drives a Yaris because he doesn't need to compensate for anything
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