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m911gt · 11-06-2008, 10:14 AM

From the 40 Year Old Virgin (not from John):
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

darthbauer · 11-06-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by m911gt

From the 40 Year Old Virgin (not from John):
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

You missed the best one from the outtakes.

You know how I know your gay, your dick taste like shit.

gm830 · 11-06-2008, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by darthbauer

You missed the best one from the outtakes.

You know how I know your gay, your dick taste like shit.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'm going straight now

*jclo3313* · 11-06-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by darthbauer

You missed the best one from the outtakes.

You know how I know your gay, your dick taste like shit.

LOL!

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 10:20 AM

oh, so you were just being an sob. lol

*jclo3313* · 11-06-2008, 10:20 AM

KCALB SIRAY · 11-06-2008, 10:22 AM

hey Matt!

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 10:24 AM

yo yo, what's up G?

KCALB SIRAY · 11-06-2008, 10:24 AM

Nigal · 11-06-2008, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

I dated a girl in high school who looked like this. She smelled like boiled hot dogs too.

*jclo3313* · 11-06-2008, 10:40 AM

WHY?

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 10:28 AM

Thanks Mike! That's just what I needed while finishing my breakfast. :)

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 10:28 AM

So much hair, so so much, ggggrrooosss

KCALB SIRAY · 11-06-2008, 10:29 AM

Lucky Charms just went all over the wall cause I laughed so hard right now

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 10:30 AM

LOL!!!

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 10:31 AM

dude, I thought of you the other day (no John, not in any gay way) because I saw a t-shirt on CafePress.com that had the logo from Raman noodles on it.

KCALB SIRAY · 11-06-2008, 10:32 AM

I ate two bags last night for dinner

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 10:34 AM

nice! I had two the other day for lunch, good stuff

11-06-2008, 10:14 AM	#1
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	From the 40 Year Old Virgin (not from John): David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay? David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts. Cal: You know how I know you're gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more. David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are. David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? David: You like Coldplay. __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 10:20 AM	#5
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	oh, so you were just being an sob. lol __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 10:20 AM	#6
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	__________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

11-06-2008, 10:22 AM	#7
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	hey Matt! __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

11-06-2008, 10:24 AM	#8
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	yo yo, what's up G? __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 10:24 AM	#9
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	__________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

11-06-2008, 10:40 AM	#11
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	WHY? __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

11-06-2008, 10:28 AM	#12
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	Thanks Mike! That's just what I needed while finishing my breakfast. :) __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 10:28 AM	#13
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	So much hair, so so much, ggggrrooosss __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 10:29 AM	#14
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Lucky Charms just went all over the wall cause I laughed so hard right now __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

11-06-2008, 10:30 AM	#15
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	LOL!!! __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 10:31 AM	#16
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	dude, I thought of you the other day (no John, not in any gay way) because I saw a t-shirt on CafePress.com that had the logo from Raman noodles on it. __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 10:32 AM	#17
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	I ate two bags last night for dinner __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

11-06-2008, 10:34 AM	#18
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	nice! I had two the other day for lunch, good stuff __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.