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10-10-2010, 10:42 AM | #271 |
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Dear Me,
Will I be able to get off my bahookie today? |
10-10-2010, 10:59 AM | #272 |
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It's Sunday......football and beer
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10-10-2010, 11:47 AM | #273 |
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10-10-2010, 01:27 PM | #274 |
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Why is it Murphey's Law is 98% inevitable?
How did the "experts" determine that when my Shitzu dogs wag their tails they are laughing? When did George Carlin figure out that snot was the original rubber cement?
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10-10-2010, 02:26 PM | #275 |
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oh yeah,
Baseball: Why is it when it is the third strike and there is a swing/miss if the ball is in the dirt the batter must be tagged out?
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10-10-2010, 03:59 PM | #276 |
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Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
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10-10-2010, 03:59 PM | #277 |
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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10-10-2010, 09:35 PM | #278 | |||
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My magic 8 Ball said no.....and I'm pretty sure you did squat
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This idea dates back before the time of the interstate system to the time of the great depression. In 1931, there was a WPA (Works Project Administration) project called Skyline Drive in the National Park Service's Shenandoah National Park in Virginia. This was a 105 mile road through the national park which provided a panoramic view of the park. Completed in 1939, it was thought that all long stretches of roads would run though parks to the point where long roads were deemed "parkways A driveway is a road that you drive on, typically either to the street or your garage. |
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10-10-2010, 10:23 PM | #279 |
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dear kcalb, how many licks does it actually take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, inquiring minds want to know.........
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10-10-2010, 10:29 PM | #280 |
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Dear Mike,
Why is it when I see another Yaris I tend to wave as if I am on my motorcycle greeting another biker? On another note why do the people look like I am short bus material when I perform said wave?
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10-10-2010, 10:49 PM | #281 |
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But if you park on a parkway you get a ticket,lol. Good answers I guess, but we have several parkways in KC that have no parks next to them, and trucks arent allowed.
Shouldnt a drive way be an idleway? nowa days anyways.....for us common folk...... |
10-11-2010, 12:00 AM | #282 | |
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In short, it should only be used for bikers and Jeepers. No other forms are allowed. |
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10-14-2010, 01:01 PM | #283 |
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Dear KCALB,
How are you doing today? |
10-14-2010, 04:21 PM | #284 |
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Dear Mike,
How did they come up with the name for Mike and Ike candy?
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10-14-2010, 10:44 PM | #285 |
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Peachy
Some say it was named after a Vaudeville act Mike and iKE, We're Just Alike and some say after a popular song in that era. |
10-15-2010, 09:26 AM | #286 |
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Dear Mike,
Why did you wait so long to allow the franchise rights to allow Ubisoft have you in one of their console games? You are that Mike right? It's gotta be da shoes!
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10-15-2010, 10:35 AM | #287 | |
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Exclusive baby, that's how I roll (believe it or not, last game console I owned was an Atari. I still have it plus the PONG console before it, both in the original boxes) |
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10-16-2010, 10:45 PM | #288 |
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Dear Mike,
How can I so be fly like a G6? |
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