homobile?

[firebob]

I keep telling my wife I’m a lesbian but my wife says I’m straight.

http://www.gaywheels.com/top_10_rese...icles_on_1.htm
1 Volkswagen Rabbit
2 Volkswagen Eos
3 Toyota Yaris
4 Mazda MX-5 Miata
5 Audi A3
6 Volkswagen Jetta
7 Saab 9-3
8 Dodge Caliber
9 Volvo C30
10 Mazda Mazda3

I think it’s what you do to the car that makes it look one way or the other. I have seen more of the Yaris’s riced out then gayed out.

[detroiter]

Gaywheels.com? Wow I would have never guessed!

[enobmort42]

but where's the subaru outback on that list??

[detroiter]

I thought for sure I'd see the Honda Del Sol on that list :D

[eric81]

So he drives a Focus? No, it's cool... my mom drives a Focus ZTS too. Any Yaris should be able to spank that Focus. And did you ask how he knew gay people buy that car? It's because he's gay, and he was looking for a new car.

[eric81]

All the gay people I know (and I lived in Olympia, Washingto where there are as many gay people as there are straight), gay people drive VW Bugs, Miata's, slow pickup trucks, and Ford Focus's. That list is a list that gay people made to hide themselves by making people look for every other car on the market.

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by PK198105

do you need a piece of metal to dictate your sexual preference? do you need a big v8 to be considered a man? the bigger the engine the smaller the package between the legs....unless you don't use your car as a measuring tool like most mature adults.

i see alot of manly looking women in v8's around here .. lol

[TheKuma]

I always laugh at threads like these. Reminds me of my man getting upset when his friend tells him his Mazda3 Hatch is a "girl's car". I would say the Echo was more of a girlie car than the Yaris is, maybe because of that baby blue color.

It's not always about the car, its about how you drive it : D

Now if I brush up on my manual skills, does that make me a butch lesbian?

[ddongbap]

Originally Posted by TheKuma

I always laugh at threads like these. Reminds me of my man getting upset when his friend tells him his Mazda3 Hatch is a "girl's car". I would say the Echo was more of a girlie car than the Yaris is, maybe because of that baby blue color.

It's not always about the car, its about how you drive it : D

Now if I brush up on my manual skills, does that make me a butch lesbian?

Mazda 3 = Ford Focus.

[eric81]

Mazda 3's are nice cars. I almost bought a speed 3 two years ago, but the price was just a little high for my budget. The focus is a P.O.S. My mom got the showroom ZTS with all the bells and whistles, and it still lacks a lot. The 2,3, and 5 models blow, so don't try to even begin to defend them. Drove several, and not a one has any power to speak of. That is why Ford is selling a stock supercharger right out of the factory for it. The Yaris's is at least true aftermarket, and not just the main company saying "Man, our car REALLY sucks. We should do something before no one buys it." So, no love for the Focus from me, sorry.

[TickleTimeTim]

This was worth the time posting it. The ford guy isn't too bad. He is gonna help me put springs on my car.

[Woody_Woodchuck]

My Yaris is gay??? I really don’t care what its sexual orientation is. As long as it understands not to hit on me on the commute, all is well. I best mention this to the GF also, in case it is a lesbian. But… maybe she would like that, who am I to say what is right.

[firebob]

I think the focus is still on top of the sales numbers if you look at the list. I know the Mazda3 has a lot of the same running gear but have not seen them side by side but I do think there the same.

[voodoo22]

Originally Posted by Woody_Woodchuck

My Yaris is gay??? I really don’t care what its sexual orientation is. As long as it understands not to hit on me on the commute, all is well. I best mention this to the GF also, in case it is a lesbian. But… maybe she would like that, who am I to say what is right.

To make it even more confusing, you pump the gas in the side.

[eric81]

What ever happened to putting the gas in the @ss? Then you didn't have to be so picky about what side you pulled up to the pump on. I miss those days.

[SailDesign]

Y'know, the first time I saw the subject line for this thread, I thought "Why would Hoes like the Yaris any more than anyone else?"

[Tamago]

Originally Posted by SailDesign

Y'know, the first time I saw the subject line for this thread, I thought "Why would Hoes like the Yaris any more than anyone else?"

because they value their dollar. . . . or dollars. . . and they're usually whiney bitches hahahahaahhaahahahahah

[marcus]

MAYBE UR FRIEND LIKE U AND WANTS U TO BE GAY..LOLZ

Originally Posted by TickleTimeTim

so, my friend with a focus svt just called me to rag on me about some stats he read. supposedly, the yaris is in the top 15 cars that homosexuals buy. Really?