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KCALB SIRAY · 11-06-2008, 09:29 AM

Lucky Charms just went all over the wall cause I laughed so hard right now

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 09:30 AM

LOL!!!

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 09:31 AM

dude, I thought of you the other day (no John, not in any gay way) because I saw a t-shirt on CafePress.com that had the logo from Raman noodles on it.

KCALB SIRAY · 11-06-2008, 09:32 AM

I ate two bags last night for dinner

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 09:34 AM

nice! I had two the other day for lunch, good stuff

Nigal · 11-06-2008, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

I dated a girl in high school who looked like this. She smelled like boiled hot dogs too.

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 09:40 AM

Did you have temporary blindness in high school, Nigal?

*jclo3313* · 11-06-2008, 09:40 AM

WHY?

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 09:41 AM

looks aren't everything, John

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 09:41 AM

bhahaha, ok, they aren't nothing either, haha

*jclo3313* · 11-06-2008, 09:42 AM

Dude I'm a f-ing moose, but come on man.

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 10:04 AM

lol, not like that guy you aren't

gm830 · 11-06-2008, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

The women gotta go all pretty on us with their blue eyes, pretty dresses...and the women have us with no shoes and in the bathroom. Somethings wrong here, lol. And gm830, I dropped my nude pic back a few pages, hahaha

oh that one where your face was hidden by the cell phone? what are you trying to hide? lol

m911gt · 11-06-2008, 10:17 AM

see ya guys later!

*jclo3313* · 11-06-2008, 10:18 AM

Later Matt!

KCALB SIRAY · 11-06-2008, 10:18 AM

smell ya

darthbauer · 11-06-2008, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by m911gt

From the 40 Year Old Virgin (not from John):
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

You missed the best one from the outtakes.

You know how I know your gay, your dick taste like shit.

gm830 · 11-06-2008, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by darthbauer

You missed the best one from the outtakes.

You know how I know your gay, your dick taste like shit.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'm going straight now

11-06-2008, 09:29 AM	#955
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Lucky Charms just went all over the wall cause I laughed so hard right now __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

11-06-2008, 09:30 AM	#956
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	LOL!!! __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 09:31 AM	#957
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	dude, I thought of you the other day (no John, not in any gay way) because I saw a t-shirt on CafePress.com that had the logo from Raman noodles on it. __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 09:32 AM	#958
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	I ate two bags last night for dinner __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

11-06-2008, 09:34 AM	#959
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	nice! I had two the other day for lunch, good stuff __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 09:40 AM	#961
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	Did you have temporary blindness in high school, Nigal? __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 09:40 AM	#962
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	WHY? __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

11-06-2008, 09:41 AM	#963
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	looks aren't everything, John __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 09:41 AM	#964
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	bhahaha, ok, they aren't nothing either, haha __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 09:42 AM	#965
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	Dude I'm a f-ing moose, but come on man. __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

11-06-2008, 10:04 AM	#966
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	lol, not like that guy you aren't __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 10:17 AM	#968
m911gt Carless in Chicago View User's Garage Drives: 08 Blk LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,479	see ya guys later! __________________ Wanted: Forced Induction Some say that he is the secret love child of Ferrari and Porsche, and others say that he would lap James May twice in a 1/4 mile drag race. All we know is that he is called The Stig.

11-06-2008, 10:18 AM	#969
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	Later Matt! __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

11-06-2008, 10:18 AM	#970
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	smell ya __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build