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05-13-2009, 07:14 PM | #91 |
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dude u were supposed to tell me when it arrived. weak. when are you installing?
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05-13-2009, 08:17 PM | #92 |
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Dear Kcalb,
I work with an Indian lady. The crazy Punjabi we both work with says she's from southern India, don't exactly recall which state but it's not Tamil-Nadu, maybe Andra Pradesh. She is very dark complected, almost jet black. She has a wonderful figure, a dignified poise, is unflappable and intelligent. I love to listen to her talk and like her presence. Of course watching her butt is an invigorating experience as well. I am concerned that while she is in her forties and probably experienced with Indian men she might find my pale skin, British features, green eyes and clipped privates a bit tough to take. I doubt that there are many guys who look like me in Southern India, though I could possibly pass as an Afghan or inhabitant of the Causcasus mountains in a dark alley. So how does one court a person from those distant exotic climes? Any clues you can deliver from your myriad experiences and past would be most helpful. Gene |
05-13-2009, 08:23 PM | #93 |
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05-13-2009, 08:35 PM | #94 |
Dear KCALB,
Pick the winning teams in this list of AFL football for this weekend and post them in a reply? Game 1 Fremantle Dockers vs Hawthorn Hawks Game 2 Melbourne Demons vs Western Bulldogs Game 3 Geelong Cats vs North Melbourne Kangaroos Game 4 Brisbane Lions vs Adelaide Crows Game 5 Sydney Swans vs West Coast Eagles Game 6 Port Adelaide Power vs Richmond Tigers Game 7 Collingwood Magpies vs Carlton Blues Game 8 St Kilda Saints vs Essendon Bombers While your at it can you please select 7 numbers between 1-45 and post your numbers in your response?
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05-13-2009, 08:41 PM | #95 |
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hahahaha mad dog, that means u have to share the winnings with him too ya know.
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05-13-2009, 08:48 PM | #96 |
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Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8, but hot dog buns come in packs of 10?
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05-13-2009, 08:59 PM | #98 |
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She's a nice lady. I'll ask her to lunch, if I can get her away from her desk. She's like the rest of us... driven. Gene |
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Unfortunately most Indian women won't go for anyone outside our race. They only want Indian guys who are very closely in touch with our culture. The best advice I can give you is to learn and embrace as much as you can about our culture. At the same time, you should also encourage her to try out things in the American culture (DON'T take her to a steakhouse LOL). Not much else that I can say, especially for someone who's already set in her ways at her age. Hope things go well BTW, @ her trying to throw people off by claiming to be a Punjabi but from southern India. She is a smart one alright
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05-13-2009, 09:22 PM | #102 |
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Dear KCALB,
Will drinking 5 dews a day make me less likely to have kids? second, does this mean i still need to wear ......oh nevermind, i wont go into it that far. lol |
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The Crazy Punjabi (he's a nice kid, and an ethnic Sikh) told me that she was from some state that begins with an "A". He's a trip, he keeps stealing furniture from other people's offices. He also likes to give orders. He won't wear a turban, grow a beard nor carry a knife. I asked him about that and he said he didn't "fully embrace" Sikhism. He does have a bracelet, I think it's made of metal, so I guess he's partially in the gang still. We usually don't discuss religion at work. We're intensely into business and find our common ground in goals. She never claimed to be from the Punjab. She is damn clever. What does bug me is that she's a contractor and not a full employee. So she's in a ticklish situation. I'd like to her join the regular employees and wouldn't bat an eye if avoiding anything unofficial would help her. I wasn't singling you out as a "token Indian" but rather figured you were raised around Indian folk and would know their ways better than I. Like if I met a French exchange student and I knew you were from France. Gene |
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lol, I covered this last week in the What are you doing thread. Its a myth, don't worry, your boys are stil strong. |
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05-13-2009, 10:14 PM | #105 |
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lol, my boys are still strong. very nice. *continues to gulp the newly acquired 44oz dew*
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05-14-2009, 11:53 AM | #107 |
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Yeah, culture shocks can sometimes be quite... shocking... I dated a muslim girl for a while when I was in Malaysia, it was real weird sometimes...
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05-14-2009, 11:54 AM | #108 |
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KCALB, why is this thread pretty much dead? huh? wtf is this? what do I pay you for???
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