Zombie apocalypse imminent!!! - Toyota Yaris Forums

FSANE · 09-11-2010, 06:26 PM

fluke_boy · 09-12-2010, 12:27 AM

Push someone towards the zombie horde and run away as fast as you can.

JBougie · 09-12-2010, 12:39 AM

a bag of Keeber frosted animal cookies (the ones with the sprinkles)

......I am so gonna die

shinlee · 09-12-2010, 01:35 AM

I've got a spoon to the most immediate left, but a full duffle bag about 3 feet further full of my army gear...

so basically, full battle rattle + a spoon... that should buy me enough time to make it to the bedroom for the heavy weapons, right?

ERA · 09-12-2010, 02:09 AM

headphones

frownonfun · 09-12-2010, 02:27 AM

my home security baseball bat.

eTiMaGo · 09-12-2010, 04:39 AM

20" LCD monitor could do a decent job, better than the TV remote anyway :D

why? · 09-12-2010, 11:27 AM

I wish i could say grenages up the wazoo, but my best bet is a keyboard until I can make it to the weapons of mass destruction i keep in the cellar.

custom Lftback · 09-12-2010, 06:26 PM

A coaster and a tv remote.......shit

Bluevitz-rs · 09-12-2010, 06:32 PM

My Sigma 70-200mm lens... it'd probably do some damage, it's pretty heavy.

33OH · 09-12-2010, 07:04 PM

A clear plastic tarp that we used to move our couch here with... hopefully zombies can be suffocated?

SilverBack · 09-12-2010, 08:51 PM

If the zombie is:

Male:

1. Just have some random chick act as your daughter and tell him that she's pregnant with his kid.
2. Act like your making serious plans to get them married. Also openly talk about your top 3 choices of 12-gauge shells to point at his back on the big day.

Female: Act really needy and desperate for a date. Crying helps.

..That oughta scare their rotting-asses away...

fnkngrv · 09-12-2010, 11:37 PM

USB hub ... I am toast!

Nexus1155 · 09-13-2010, 01:58 AM

Big home audio speaker with bottles of alcohol on top. I got makeshift molotovs and a big speaker to throw at zombies woooot.

bkndacn · 09-13-2010, 02:18 AM

A shelf full of my exes 50+ shot-glass collection.... I get to kill two birds with one stone!!!
1) piss off my ex
2) Kill about 5 zombies (10 shotglasses each should do)

DevilGirl · 09-13-2010, 07:42 AM

Hmm, I have a calculater, a frame with a photo of the fiance and me from our engagement picture sitting, and a plush Lehigh Valley IronPigs mascot (local baseball team, and yes, it is a pig, and they're the "Iron" Pigs due to the Lehigh Valley being the home of the former Bethlehem Steel Corp.)

I think I'm done for in this fight... Help?

BluYrs · 09-13-2010, 09:13 AM

A calculator for me as well.

FSANE · 09-13-2010, 09:21 AM

my co-worker

I can use her as a live decoy

09-11-2010, 06:26 PM	#1
FSANE Drives: 07 4d yaris and 02 Trans Am Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: NY Posts: 231	Zombie apocalypse imminent!!! __________________ 02 T/A AUTO Metalic Silver. 07 Yaris M5. Best ET is 11.13 @ 120 MPH with 1.47 60FT 11.13 sec vid BurnOut Vid

09-12-2010, 01:35 AM	#4
shinlee Drives: 07 liftback Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: austin tx Posts: 250	I've got a spoon to the most immediate left, but a full duffle bag about 3 feet further full of my army gear... so basically, full battle rattle + a spoon... that should buy me enough time to make it to the bedroom for the heavy weapons, right? __________________

09-12-2010, 02:09 AM	#5
ERA Drives: '10 Zephyr Yaris Sedan Join Date: May 2010 Location: any way the wind blows Posts: 188	headphones __________________

09-12-2010, 02:27 AM	#6
frownonfun View User's Garage Drives: 09 Yaris HB, 08 SR5 Tundra Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: RGV, Texas Posts: 1,086	my home security baseball bat. __________________ I crush you like tiny clown car, because you are clown, yes?

09-12-2010, 04:39 AM	#7
eTiMaGo vroom vroom View User's Garage Drives: lil red 5-door Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bangkok, Thailand Posts: 7,744	20" LCD monitor could do a decent job, better than the TV remote anyway :D __________________ The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish. - Robert Jackson Bye bye 1NZ...

09-12-2010, 12:27 AM	#2
fluke_boy Drives: 2010 Yaris 3 dr hb Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The Villages, FL Posts: 146	Push someone towards the zombie horde and run away as fast as you can.

09-12-2010, 12:39 AM	#3
JBougie Banned View User's Garage Drives: 2010 Yaris LB (Prev: 07 Sedan) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beech Bluff, TN Posts: 1,266	a bag of Keeber frosted animal cookies (the ones with the sprinkles) ......I am so gonna die

09-12-2010, 11:27 AM	#8
why? Only Happy When it Rains View User's Garage Drives: Yaris LB Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: harnett county NC Posts: 4,097	I wish i could say grenages up the wazoo, but my best bet is a keyboard until I can make it to the weapons of mass destruction i keep in the cellar. __________________ Colin Chapman disciple

09-12-2010, 06:26 PM	#9
custom Lftback View User's Garage Drives: 2008 Toyota Yaris Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,054	A coaster and a tv remote.......shit __________________ C-Lift -------------------------------------------------------------- Current Mods: MI Armrest; Full LED conversion (interior and exterior); RS spoiler; Tinted windows; Tanabe DF210 lowering springs; aftermarket door speakers; 12" RF P3 subwoofer with custom box wrapped in Neffy; seat covers; HID 8000K headlights; HID 3000K foglights; 13mm PG hub spacers; muffler delete with dual tip; eyelids; and.. A little red Domo mascot!

09-12-2010, 06:32 PM	#10
Bluevitz-rs 1NZ-6spd View User's Garage Drives: '05 6-Spd Vitz RS Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oshawa, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,967	My Sigma 70-200mm lens... it'd probably do some damage, it's pretty heavy.

09-12-2010, 07:04 PM	#11
33OH Drives: '08 Yaris Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Dover, Ohio Posts: 7,606	A clear plastic tarp that we used to move our couch here with... hopefully zombies can be suffocated?

09-12-2010, 08:51 PM	#12
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	If the zombie is: Male: 1. Just have some random chick act as your daughter and tell him that she's pregnant with his kid. 2. Act like your making serious plans to get them married. Also openly talk about your top 3 choices of 12-gauge shells to point at his back on the big day. Female: Act really needy and desperate for a date. Crying helps. ..That oughta scare their rotting-asses away... __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

09-12-2010, 11:37 PM	#13
fnkngrv Mr. 155 and climbing View User's Garage Drives: Seriously Modded 07 Sedan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In The Hotbox Posts: 4,742	USB hub ... I am toast! __________________ Team Tiamat Racing on Facebook Youtube Channel: Team Tiamat Racing *Class record holder in Land Speed @ 154.5mph for 1.5 mile and 145.5mph in the mile in the F (2.016 to 3.014 L), G (1.524 to 2.015 L), and H (1.016 to 1.523 L) classes.*

09-13-2010, 01:58 AM	#14
Nexus1155 Bathroom + Laptop = <3 Drives: Audi Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Dorchester Posts: 1,009	Big home audio speaker with bottles of alcohol on top. I got makeshift molotovs and a big speaker to throw at zombies woooot.

09-13-2010, 02:18 AM	#15
bkndacn View User's Garage Drives: 2009 Toyota Yaris Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Havre de Grace, MD Posts: 372	A shelf full of my exes 50+ shot-glass collection.... I get to kill two birds with one stone!!! 1) piss off my ex 2) Kill about 5 zombies (10 shotglasses each should do) __________________ I got a ride in Garms' Yaris and got on a plane within 24 hours of each other.... his yaris was faster! I bet if he put wings on it he could get passed all that L.A. traffic!

09-13-2010, 07:42 AM	#16
DevilGirl Drives: 09 3dr LB MT Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA Posts: 681	Hmm, I have a calculater, a frame with a photo of the fiance and me from our engagement picture sitting, and a plush Lehigh Valley IronPigs mascot (local baseball team, and yes, it is a pig, and they're the "Iron" Pigs due to the Lehigh Valley being the home of the former Bethlehem Steel Corp.) I think I'm done for in this fight... Help? __________________ 2009 3dr LB MT Meteorite Metalic. Car bought 8/7/09. Now over 89k miles of trouble free driving, other than user error!!

09-13-2010, 09:13 AM	#17
BluYrs ヴィッツドライバー View User's Garage Drives: 2006 3d 1.0 Linea Sol Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tallinn, Estonia Posts: 433	A calculator for me as well. __________________ The blue one

09-13-2010, 09:21 AM	#18
FSANE Drives: 07 4d yaris and 02 Trans Am Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: NY Posts: 231	my co-worker I can use her as a live decoy __________________ 02 T/A AUTO Metalic Silver. 07 Yaris M5. Best ET is 11.13 @ 120 MPH with 1.47 60FT 11.13 sec vid BurnOut Vid

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