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01-31-2009, 07:35 PM
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Body Discovered
Chicago Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Chicago
River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive narcotics consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass. He was wearing an Obama t-shirt. The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment. |
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01-31-2009, 07:53 PM
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It's not captavise is it? He's been M.I.A. ;)
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01-31-2009, 09:25 PM
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Nah. I don't see it being Captavise. He wouldn't leave a cucumber up his butt.
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02-04-2009, 12:40 PM
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