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Old 05-12-2009, 10:44 AM   #1
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Ask it and I'll answer it. If you have a question, I have an answer. You may not like the answer, but your going to get one. If I don't know the answer, I will research it and get back to you. Ask away.
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:46 AM   #2
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Ha. What is the meaning of life? :p
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:47 AM   #3
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Ha. What is the meaning of life? :p
That's an easy one. To turbo-charge Yaris's.

Okay sorry, couldn't resist.
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:51 AM   #4
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I'll stick with the sc. Turbo for the GTO. ;)
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:00 AM   #5
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Ha. What is the meaning of life? :p
The meaning of life is what you make of it. Use your time well, and be kind to others. If they sleep with your wife, then you have the right to beat the living shit out of them That is all
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:03 AM   #6
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Good enough for me. +1 from a satisfied customer. :p
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:15 AM   #7
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:17 AM   #8
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Why do rotary engines go "hmmmmmmmm" and pistons go "boing boing"? :D
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:20 AM   #9
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it burns when i pee and green puss comes out of my penis sometimes, what is wrong?
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:20 AM   #10
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it burns when i pee and green puss comes out of my penis sometimes, what is wrong?
Too much Mountain Dew.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:31 AM   #11
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Why do rotary engines go "hmmmmmmmm" and pistons go "boing boing"? :D
Conventional engines use pistons that go up and down as were Rotary engines use a triangular wedge that rotates. My guess on the "hmmmm" would be due to the rotating mass as were the "boing" comes from the ups and downs. Think back to the first time you had sex, what happened? I'm sure it went "Boing". Now fast forward to now, I'm sure you found new and exciting ways to get the "hmmmmmmm" out. Be well!
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it burns when i pee and green puss comes out of my penis sometimes, what is wrong?
Perfectly normal, nothing wrong. If it stops, stickit in the nearest light socket
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:32 AM   #12
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WEAK answer........
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:37 AM   #13
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WEAK answer........
1) dont drink or smoke - its like being in a hospital -when ur down..u cant take this stuff. - dont even take it when u recover -its ur choice.

i did recover from candida which took 2 months..but i was doing very very very light drinking beeer and few smokes( 1 a day) but i got back candida plus now a red urethra.



2) no spicy food - no milk - no sugars - no white bread -minimal meat (no red meat )-no coffee- organic tea is fine - but avoid it altogether if you can



3) ok. things u got to take to help cure this -



1) the course of doxycline or whatever antibiotics doc gives u ..try 2 weeks if stil infection in you.

- point i like to make is when u recover - u will see stress in your penis - this are post NGU sympthoms etc...anything which been thru stress needs time to heel or might never heel completely. so guys relax! TS NORMAL !

i been thru this !



2) take saw palmetto - cranberry extracts on seperate occasions spread it throughout the day twice - grape seed oil and fresh lemon in warm water ( total 8 big cups a day ) spread it the day - this is twice a day

3) DRINK LOTS OF LUKE WARM WATER!! .- to remove the toxins

4) think positive that u will be cured or u would get much better and u will get thru this - mind plays a part - why i say this - just think when ur asleep pain is not there - possibly ur not moving -but still..the mind plays a part. keep telling urself u will recover thru this



4) for candida guys - afte showers pull the skin backward and let it air for 10 mins - make sure its dry and then u apply the generously the antifungal creams plus tetracycline ointment 3 times a day for 2 weeks - i did recover finally. but came back after 5 months - i think it was hygene and drinking etc - not worth it guys. trust me.

but im much much better now. living take it eeasy and at least healthy :)



5) after peeing..just wet the tip to free of urine and wipe drywith kleenex GENTLY



6) eat fresh vegetables and fruits - and non sugar plain yogurt



7) no bananas or high sugar fruits - funguus goes wild on sugar



8_ wear boxer shorts - and apply light layer vaseline evey 3 days to reduce any friction - your discretion



9) first two months on course of medicines - dont do sex - just light masturbation every2-3 days - why ?? to remove the toxins in u ( as some urologists suggests here). use your discretion and not let fungus run all over your penis -
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:39 AM   #14
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4) for candida guys - after showers pull the skin backward and let it air for 10 mins - -
isn't that for UNCIRCUMSIZED guys?
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Old 05-12-2009, 12:28 PM   #15
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too much info , stop sticking your junk in dirty holes
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Old 05-12-2009, 12:32 PM   #16
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Old 05-12-2009, 12:47 PM   #17
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