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![]() ![]() ![]() Drives: Flint Mica 2010 Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Riyadh
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Joke Time
Its your Joke, its your time, ITS JOKE TIME!!!
Ilabas na ang talento sa pagpapatawa, kahit hindi original para maiba naman he he ![]() Mauna maglagay ng joke pogi. |
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toyota
Drives: 2007 Yaris RS Blazed Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: toronto, canada
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erap jokes is the bestest...lolz
my joke is "ERAP" hehehehehahaha that cracks me up all the time nuff said. |
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#3 |
![]() ![]() ![]() Drives: Flint Mica 2010 Join Date: Jul 2010
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wehehe wala ng gustong magpatawa, hindi pala jokers mga kayaris or nahihiyalang?
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wahahahaha ! ! ! mahiyain pala ang mga kayaris wehehehe
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#5 |
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customer:miss, may itlog ba? masarap kasi kumain ng lugaw kung may kasamang itlog.
waitress: wala eh, hawakan mo na lang itlog mo habang kinakain mo lugaw mo.. |
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#6 |
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Location: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
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Sa loob ng hotel aksidenteng nabangga ng bellboy ang suso ng isang magandang guest..
BELLBOY: Ma’am, sorry po kung ang puso niyo ay kasing lambot ng suso niyo, alam ko pataatwarin mo ako Sumagot ang magandang guest.. BABAE: Kung kasing tigas naman ng siko mo yang t*t* mo, nasa room 201 lang ako ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() Drives: sedan yaris y Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Yanbu
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Inside the class room. Teacher is asking the students who are their favorite Hollywood actor.
Pedro: Brad Pit mam. Teacher: ok, spell Brad Pit Pedro: Capital B.r.a.d. p.i.t brad pit Teacher: Good. ikaw Juan? Juan: Tom Cruise mam. Teacher: ok, spell Tom cruise Juan: Capital T.o.m. c.r.u.i.s.e. tom cruise Teacher: Good. ikaw Erap? Erap: Arnold Schwarzenegger mam. Teacher: Good choice. Ok, spell Arnold Schwarzenegger Erap: Capital A.r.n.o.l.d s.c.h.w.a.r???????? Erap: Arnold Clavio na lang mam. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Drives: 2007 Yaris RS Blazed Join Date: Oct 2006
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#9 |
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eto true to life story.
Papa: Jeyo SEX kami ng mama mo ha. Jeyo: sige ako SEVEN wehehe, hagikhik kami ng tawa ni misis, kala ko itatanong nya ano yung SEX. |
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1-10
Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin? Anak: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, 'tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko.' Ano ang pagkain? Mister: Ano ang pagkain natin? Misis: Nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili! Mister: Isang pirasong tuyo? ano pagpipilian ko? Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi! Overseas call IDD call from US: Husband: Hon, musta ang tindahan? Wife: Department store na! Husband: Ang tuba-an? Wife: KTV bar na! Husband: Ang mga tri-sikad? Wife: Taxi na! Husband: Ang dalawa kong anak? Wife: Lima na! Horoscope Sweethearts watchin' the sky... Guy: Ano ang horoscope mo? Girl: Anong huruskup? Guy: Yung bang kapalaran mo, katulad ko, CANCER. Girl: Ah, sa akin ALMURANAS! Almusal Donya: Bilang bagong katulong, tandaan mo na ang almusal dito ay alasais empuntu! Maid: Walang problema donya. kung tulog pa ako sa oras na yun, mauna na kayong mag-almusal! Ni-rape Maid: Ma'm, ni-rape ako ng magnanakaw kagabi... Madam: Bakit di ka sumigaw? Maid: Eh, akala ko po si Sir, pero nung makadalawa, nagduda na ako! Mayaman - Mahirap Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na. Pedro: Baligtad yata? Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare! Pangarap Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy! Elen: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo? Toto: Hindi! Yan din ang pangarap niya! Dalawang mayabang Usapan ng dalawang mayabang.... . Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin. Diego: Alam ko. Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman? Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko. Nitrates A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, 'What are Nitrates? The student replied shyly, 'Ma'am, sa motel po. Nitrates are higher than day rates!' Siling labuyo Ate: Musta date mo sis? Epektib ba payo ko, siling labuyo sa nipples mo para di ka galawin ng bf mo? Sis: Hay naku Ate, palpak! Ginanahan pa lalo, eh, uragon pala! Madre't sakristan Madre: Ano ang apelyido mo, iho? Sakristan: Alam nyo na ho yun sister, lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan. . Madre: Susmaryosep! Bayag ba ang apelyido mo?! Sakristan: Sister naman, Rosario po. Katapusan na! Lumindol ng malakas noon.... Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag panic! Sumigaw ang isang lalaki...'Katapusan na! Katapusan na!' Sumagot ang isa pang lalaki.... 'Tanga! A-kinse pa alang!' Utot Pupil: Mam, bumubukol po ba ang utot? Teacher: No! Definitely not! Kasi hangin lang yun! Remember, hindi bumubukol ang utot ... Pupil: Naku patay! Tae na to! Sa airplane Sa isang mumurahing airline... Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner? Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices? Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No' lang po. Walang syota Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan? Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang! Sa isang ospital Sa isang ospital... Lola (may cancer): Doc, anong gagawin niyo sa akin? Doc : Che-chemo, lola. Lola : Titi mo rin! Bastos ka! Walang modo! Top One Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase! Nanay: Ba't mo naman nasabi? Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ni ma'am yung katabi ko. Muntik na ako! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Drives: 2008 Yaris Sedan Join Date: Apr 2009
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@ rye lam ko na kung pano mo napasagot misis mo wehehehehe
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@syntax pano? bwahahahaha!
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@ rye wahahahha nadaan mo sa mga jokes mo weheheheh
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Hahahahaha! Likas na sa ating mga pinoy yan!
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