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03-12-2007, 10:48 AM
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Make Love to your Yaris
So this weekend I took the time to really clean my car… I hand washed and waxed it from front to back… Top to bottom… and at some point , I think it was while I was waxing her… a thought came to me…
Hand washing and waxing your car is like making love to it… Start by turning on some music, R&B is always best… then turning the hose on and getting her all wet… then with a soft cloth and some bubbles, you start to gently rub and sometimes gently scratch her from head to toe… gently caressing her every curve… noticing all her imperfections, and all her perfections… you dry her off and start to look over her entire body… just then you pull out the wax… and you don’t miss any spot… you rub and stroke every nook and cranny of her seductive curvy body… being methodical that you have not missed a single spot… and just as you start to sweat from the motion of all those tiny soft, little circles… you let loose a few small grunts and moans… You start to talk to her… “Yeah baby, shine for me” You know she’s into it… she starts to rock back and forth slowly…in tune with your motion… for this moment you and her are one! As you go over her body one last time, to remove the wax you start to get a full glimpse into her soul… and you can see the reflection of clouds in her smile and the bright glow of the sun in her eyes… You take a final step back, and are overwhelmed with the feeling of accomplishment… as she lies there, happy, smiling, satisfied that she knows she will be taken car of… and all you can do is just smile at her beauty… Ladies… you should hear my voice… It makes this thing I just typed 8 million times better… Guys… If you don’t look at your car this way… I feel bad for your women! 
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03-12-2007, 11:11 AM
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Cant believe I actually read all that.
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03-12-2007, 11:17 AM
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 Drives: Yaris 2-Door HB Join Date: Mar 2007
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Dude... seriously.
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03-12-2007, 11:30 AM
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Who said Yaris was slow?
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You're sick!
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03-12-2007, 11:56 AM
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I didn't read it but the topic itself shocks me..
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03-12-2007, 12:09 PM
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03-12-2007, 03:43 PM
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03-12-2007, 05:20 PM
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03-12-2007, 06:53 PM
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while reading that to myself, I herd Isaac Hayes (Chef) saying it.... Kinda creepy...
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03-12-2007, 08:34 PM
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yeah, had to laugh at this one and let my gf in on it. she said sick but couldn't help laughing.
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03-12-2007, 09:20 PM
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This is my other ride.
Drives: Wht, M, Power 2007 yaris HB Join Date: Apr 2006
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You know you did it right if you have to wash it again. after.....
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03-12-2007, 10:31 PM
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haha nice little telltale you got there
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03-12-2007, 10:32 PM
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Drives: White 2007 Yaris E-Limited 5dr Join Date: Feb 2007
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dooood!! get a girlfirend already!
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03-12-2007, 11:22 PM
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03-12-2007, 11:23 PM
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03-12-2007, 11:23 PM
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Thanks... I like to make people laugh... even if it is at how pathetic I am!
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