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KCALB SIRAY · 01-23-2009, 11:02 AM

Some say he can and has put his head up a bulls ass and got a good look at a T-bone...all we know is, he is called The Stig

KCALB SIRAY · 01-23-2009, 11:16 AM

Some say that he can hypnotise sheep, and that if he could be bothered he could swim the Atlantic ocean - underwater. All we knowis, he is called The Stig

*jclo3313* · 01-23-2009, 11:24 AM

Some say that he may be related to Chuck Norris and that his driving caused global warming. All we know is that his is called The Stig

KCALB SIRAY · 01-23-2009, 11:26 AM

Some say he gave birth to Chuck Norris,and that the mother was superman!!! All we know is, he is called The Stig

KCALB SIRAY · 01-23-2009, 11:37 AM

Some say that all his pot plants are called Steve.. and that he has a life size tatoo of his face.. on his face.. All we know is, he is called The Stig

*jclo3313* · 01-23-2009, 12:19 PM

LOL

KCALB SIRAY · 01-26-2009, 02:12 PM

Some say the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring..All we know is, he is called The Stig.

KCALB SIRAY · 01-26-2009, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PK198105

you took that from top gear lol, i herd it b4

I know, I couldn't think of any good ones and that was the only one stuck in my head. But 5 points for me actually having the right accents above the letters

Split · 01-27-2009, 11:33 AM

1st: "Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs."

2nd: "Some say he communicates only to a car's on board computer through binary code, and that he once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel."

3rd: "Some say he sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his crash helmet on Britney Spears' head."

4th: "Some say he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden, he's illegal in 17 U.S. states, and that his voice can only be heard by cats."

5th: "Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts."

6th:. "Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight."

7th: "Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground."

8th: "Some say he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for honours scandal."

9th: "Some say his fingernails have 330 bhp and that he was raised by wolves."

10th: "Some say he was born in space, he's scared of bells, and confused by stairs."

KCALB SIRAY · 01-27-2009, 01:34 PM

Some say he once put a whole chicken between is ass cheeks, clenched really hard and the McNugget was born...all we know is, he is called The Stig

jinxor · 01-27-2009, 11:35 PM

lolz
Now everytime I go to maccas, I wont be able to see the McNuggets....

*tk-421* · 02-06-2009, 12:46 AM

That Black Stig is Back?!

Quote:

"until now, the original Stig from BBC Top Gear was thought to have been killed back in 2003, when he drove a modified Jaguar XJS off the end of HMS Invincible aircraft carrier at 109mph. . . The nation was shocked that the Stig was dead. However, recent footage has been found on YouTube showing that he miraculously survived."

http://jalopnik.com/5147394/black-st...yline=true&s=x

01-23-2009, 11:02 AM	#55
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Some say he can and has put his head up a bulls ass and got a good look at a T-bone...all we know is, he is called The Stig __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

01-23-2009, 11:16 AM	#56
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Some say that he can hypnotise sheep, and that if he could be bothered he could swim the Atlantic ocean - underwater. All we knowis, he is called The Stig __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

01-23-2009, 11:24 AM	#57
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	Some say that he may be related to Chuck Norris and that his driving caused global warming. All we know is that his is called The Stig __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

01-23-2009, 11:26 AM	#58
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Some say he gave birth to Chuck Norris,and that the mother was superman!!! All we know is, he is called The Stig __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

01-23-2009, 11:37 AM	#59
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Some say that all his pot plants are called Steve.. and that he has a life size tatoo of his face.. on his face.. All we know is, he is called The Stig __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

01-23-2009, 12:19 PM	#60
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	LOL __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

01-26-2009, 02:12 PM	#61
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Some say the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring..All we know is, he is called The Stig. __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

01-27-2009, 11:33 AM	#63
Split Drives: 2008 Yaris Sedan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Edmonton Posts: 393	1st: "Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs." 2nd: "Some say he communicates only to a car's on board computer through binary code, and that he once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel." 3rd: "Some say he sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his crash helmet on Britney Spears' head." 4th: "Some say he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden, he's illegal in 17 U.S. states, and that his voice can only be heard by cats." 5th: "Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts." 6th:. "Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight." 7th: "Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground." 8th: "Some say he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for honours scandal." 9th: "Some say his fingernails have 330 bhp and that he was raised by wolves." 10th: "Some say he was born in space, he's scared of bells, and confused by stairs."

01-27-2009, 01:34 PM	#64
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Some say he once put a whole chicken between is ass cheeks, clenched really hard and the McNugget was born...all we know is, he is called The Stig __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build