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bronsin · 12-03-2011, 05:21 PM

I need your support!

We all know the Republicans and Democrats have no clue as to how to get our economy going again. They are pathetic and voting for either of them will just prolong the pain.

Thats where I come in!

Here is the platform I am running on. After I am elected I will put our economy on the same wage scale as China. Top wage? $1.50 an hour. Just as in China where the average man is a wage slave to the rich and powerfull (and to the US) I will revive our economy on the backs of you, the average citizen. So get in shape! Hit the gym! Do some yoga! After a few decades of slave labor all will be well in the world. I estimate 10% of the population will starve to death. Another 65% will live in abject poverty and have to eat out of dumpsters for a while.

But hey, no pain no gain, right?

You think Obama's gonna spend our way into prosperity? He already tried that. OK way to go! He proved that doesnt work!

Do you think the Tea Party can improve on that? HA! They will probably prove worse that Obama!

Am I right or am I right huh?

What do you say is it a deal?

*tomato* · 12-03-2011, 07:06 PM

It was a joke, PK, but you're probably right. These things never end well

Sorry, OP!

12-03-2011, 05:21 PM	#1
bronsin Drives: 2009 Base Hatch 2 Dr Auto Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: nj Posts: 4,790	I Own A Yaris And Am Running For President I need your support! We all know the Republicans and Democrats have no clue as to how to get our economy going again. They are pathetic and voting for either of them will just prolong the pain. Thats where I come in! Here is the platform I am running on. After I am elected I will put our economy on the same wage scale as China. Top wage? $1.50 an hour. Just as in China where the average man is a wage slave to the rich and powerfull (and to the US) I will revive our economy on the backs of you, the average citizen. So get in shape! Hit the gym! Do some yoga! After a few decades of slave labor all will be well in the world. I estimate 10% of the population will starve to death. Another 65% will live in abject poverty and have to eat out of dumpsters for a while. But hey, no pain no gain, right? You think Obama's gonna spend our way into prosperity? He already tried that. OK way to go! He proved that doesnt work! Do you think the Tea Party can improve on that? HA! They will probably prove worse that Obama! Am I right or am I right huh? What do you say is it a deal?

12-03-2011, 07:06 PM	#2
tomato Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Yaris 2DR LB 07, MT, Abs. Red Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 5,155	It was a joke, PK, but you're probably right. These things never end well Sorry, OP! __________________ Follow Bamboo the YarisWorld Traveler here