question about sudden acceleration - Toyota Yaris Forums

eaglerox · 04-18-2010, 02:37 PM

Hey guys, I have a bit of a problem and I was wondering if anyone could help me sort it out. Even since purchasing a new Toyota Yaris a year ago, I've occasionaly encountered sudden sexual acceleration. Ever since my sex drive has accelerated, I can't seem to stop it. With my new Yaris, i've driven to dozens of whorehouses in Nevada and can't seem to stop. My car is fine otherwise, but the drive just won't stop accelerating. Should I sue Toyota, get a new car, get it inspected at the dealership?

yaris-me · 04-18-2010, 02:48 PM

Get new rubbers. That should give you better control of your acceleration and prevent unwanted complications.

HTM Yaris · 04-18-2010, 03:24 PM

Whaaa... Sue Toyota b/c you are doin your part to help the floundering US economy

WTF

I mean come on ( pardon the pun )

But if the Yaris drove itself with you in it, then I guess you have a kidnap case , maybe . I don't know if a machine can be charged with kidnapping .

*tomato* · 04-18-2010, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yaris-me

Get new rubbers. That should give you better control of your acceleration and prevent unwanted complications.

Kal-El · 04-18-2010, 05:30 PM

Pics of the inside of the whorehouses or it didn't happen.

*tomato* · 04-18-2010, 06:03 PM

^+ 1

that's right !

BTW, OP, have you considered a rear bar to increase stiffness in the ride? Some members claim better traction, too, IDNK, though, I haven't tried it myself

nemelek · 04-18-2010, 06:17 PM

I had a car that had auto-pilot. It turned into the drive through lane at the liquor store on my way home from work rather I wanted it to or not.

JBougie · 04-19-2010, 02:48 AM

I think has to go down as one of the best first posts ever .........

SilverBack · 04-19-2010, 03:06 AM

^The mods should bookmark this thread and nominate it for this year's YarisWorld awards

JBougie · 04-19-2010, 03:08 AM

^ +1 for that suggestion!

sqcomp · 04-19-2010, 08:59 AM

I'm thinking we can slow the acceleration down by using a lower viscosity lube on your engine...

Kal-El · 04-19-2010, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBougie

I think has to go down as one of the best first posts ever .........

Question is, is he going make a second post? Looks like a one poster. He might be posting the same post in every Toyota forum.

127.0.0.1 · 04-19-2010, 10:50 AM

L A M E

*tomato* · 04-19-2010, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kal-El

Question is, is he going make a second post? Looks like a one poster. He might be posting the same post in every Toyota forum.

hahaha, probably!

04-18-2010, 02:37 PM	#1
eaglerox Drives: Yaris 2009 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3	question about sudden acceleration Hey guys, I have a bit of a problem and I was wondering if anyone could help me sort it out. Even since purchasing a new Toyota Yaris a year ago, I've occasionaly encountered sudden sexual acceleration. Ever since my sex drive has accelerated, I can't seem to stop it. With my new Yaris, i've driven to dozens of whorehouses in Nevada and can't seem to stop. My car is fine otherwise, but the drive just won't stop accelerating. Should I sue Toyota, get a new car, get it inspected at the dealership?

04-18-2010, 03:24 PM	#3
HTM Yaris resident senior View User's Garage Drives: 07 Yaris Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: south Carolina Posts: 814	Whaaa... Sue Toyota b/c you are doin your part to help the floundering US economy WTF I mean come on ( pardon the pun ) But if the Yaris drove itself with you in it, then I guess you have a kidnap case , maybe . I don't know if a machine can be charged with kidnapping . __________________

04-18-2010, 06:03 PM	#6
tomato Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Yaris 2DR LB 07, MT, Abs. Red Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 5,155	^+ 1 that's right ! BTW, OP, have you considered a rear bar to increase stiffness in the ride? Some members claim better traction, too, IDNK, though, I haven't tried it myself __________________ Follow Bamboo the YarisWorld Traveler here

04-18-2010, 06:17 PM	#7
nemelek DWEED Drives: 3DR 2008 Metorite Metalic Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,161	I had a car that had auto-pilot. It turned into the drive through lane at the liquor store on my way home from work rather I wanted it to or not. __________________ Making a decision without following it with an action is still a fantasy.

04-19-2010, 03:06 AM	#9
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	^The mods should bookmark this thread and nominate it for this year's YarisWorld awards __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

04-18-2010, 02:48 PM	#2
yaris-me Learn to Relax Drives: 2007, Meteorite, LB Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 2,070	Get new rubbers. That should give you better control of your acceleration and prevent unwanted complications.

04-18-2010, 05:30 PM	#5
Kal-El Drives: 07 Yaris S Sedan 5-Speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 2,179	Pics of the inside of the whorehouses or it didn't happen.

04-19-2010, 02:48 AM	#8
JBougie Banned View User's Garage Drives: 2010 Yaris LB (Prev: 07 Sedan) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beech Bluff, TN Posts: 1,266	I think has to go down as one of the best first posts ever .........

04-19-2010, 03:08 AM	#10
JBougie Banned View User's Garage Drives: 2010 Yaris LB (Prev: 07 Sedan) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beech Bluff, TN Posts: 1,266	^ +1 for that suggestion!

04-19-2010, 08:59 AM	#11
sqcomp Roadrunner Jr. View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris S Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Back at home Posts: 2,609	I'm thinking we can slow the acceleration down by using a lower viscosity lube on your engine... __________________ “To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.” ― Thomas Paine

04-19-2010, 10:50 AM	#13
127.0.0.1 Banned Drives: '10 Yaris5drHB+99 4runner LTD Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: NE Posts: 672	L A M E

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