Dear KCALB....

[Yarold n Kumar]

Dear KCALB, mac or pc?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by yaris-me

What does this mean?
http://money.cnn.com/2009/10/23/news...ion=2009102320

Sorry to say but this one breaks it down for you in the text and even titles each paragraph. Risky loans were the down fall of those banks. My job as it is now is to investigate financial crimes associated with those loans and business transactions. The smaller banks will suffer for now.

Originally Posted by tomato

Dear KCalb, do you like jokes?
If you do, I have one for ya.
Hope you like it.
I posted it in MadDog's thread but just in case you miss it ...


Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns "ASK MIKE"

Dear Mike,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore..

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,
Mike

I love jokes. Without laughter, my life would suck

Originally Posted by Yarold n Kumar

Dear KCALB, mac or pc?

PC, never been a MAC guy. But then again, my computer issues at work seem to revolve around PC's

[Yarold n Kumar]

Dear KCALB, who would you rather start in a fantasy football league? Traditional scoring...

Austin Collie against SF, or Sidney Rice against GB?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by Yarold n Kumar

Dear KCALB, who would you rather start in a fantasy football league? Traditional scoring...

Austin Collie against SF, or Sidney Rice against GB?

based on the last game from Green Bay, Rice

[tomato]

Dear KCalb:

Do you think it's appropriate for my ex to call me to ask me to help him fine-tune his online dating profile? (yes, I'm serious, and yes, he's serious, too.)

He thinks it's a perfectly fine favor to ask and since he did me a favor recently, and I should return the favor.

Now, I have no problem returning the favor but this one, hmmmm... IDK not sure it's such a great idea.

What does the great KCALB thinks about that ? (when he's done laughing, of course)

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by tomato

Dear KCalb:

Do you think it's appropriate for my ex to call me to ask me to help him fine-tune his online dating profile? (yes, I'm serious, and yes, he's serious, too.)

He thinks it's a perfectly fine favor to ask and since he did me a favor recently, and I should return the favor.

Now, I have no problem returning the favor but this one, hmmmm... IDK not sure it's such a great idea.

What does the great KCALB thinks about that ? (when he's done laughing, of course)

Wow, first of all he has got a big set to even ask. Friends or not, after a relationship has ended, one needs to have a little more tact than that. I don't know the particulars of the relationship (married or just ex bf) or who was at fault to end the relationship. Again, WOW! If he doesn't know himself enough to update it, my guess is he was the one parking the beef bus in someone elses terminal if you know what I mean. Seriously, I would tell him go on a journey and find himself. like I said, if he doesn't know himself, he sure as hell won't find a woman.

[tomato]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Wow, first of all he has got a big set to even ask. Friends or not, after a relationship has ended, one needs to have a little more tact than that. I don't know the particulars of the relationship (married or just ex bf) or who was at fault to end the relationship. Again, WOW! If he doesn't know himself enough to update it, my guess is he was the one parking the beef bus in someone elses terminal if you know what I mean. Seriously, I would tell him go on a journey and find himself. like I said, if he doesn't know himself, he sure as hell won't find a woman.

Interesting, interesting ...

I need some time to respond to the great KCALB (this is a very busy WE for me, but I will defintely follow up)

[whooppee777]

when r we gunna hang out again

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by whooppee777

when r we gunna hang out again

I predict April 24, 2010

[hatchbackkid82]

Dear KCLAB,

How do you get over an ex that you still love? Would you stay in touch with her or just cut all communication with her. This should make me laugh

[tomato]

I can answer that one ^ but I think I won't so I don't have to go spend hours trying to get my foot out of my mouth again ;)

[tomato]

Dear KCALB, is Garm coming to our North Cal meet tonight?

[JumpmanYaris]

Dear KCLAB when will I stop getting dumb calls today at work

[tomato]

Dear KCalb,

Will Bamboo ever resurface?

[JBougie]

Dear KCALB,

Is the choice I'm about to make the right one?

[tomato]

^ loaded question if I ever saw one

[JBougie]

^ it sure is :/

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by hatchbackkid82

Dear KCLAB,

How do you get over an ex that you still love? Would you stay in touch with her or just cut all communication with her. This should make me laugh

Herbie, you and I talked offline. You're my bro, I wouldn't lead you wrong and neither would your heart. Just have to get your heart and your mind to speak with each other and come up with a plan. Hit me up if you need anything.

Originally Posted by tomato

Dear KCALB, is Garm coming to our North Cal meet tonight?

Sorry I missed the questions, I had noo idea that I was back on the payroll lol. I'd have to say no though

Originally Posted by JumpmanYaris

Dear KCLAB when will I stop getting dumb calls today at work

Since it's Saturday night, and I missed the questions, I'd say my work is about done her

Originally Posted by tomato

Dear KCalb,

Will Bamboo ever resurface?

Bamboo and Bambo have been scene all over the world lately, but no photographic evidence has surfaced to be credible. Some say Bambo and Bamboo have joined the underground fighting rings within Thailand, and some say they are living on a house boat off the Potomac River.....only they would know if they are going to surface........

Originally Posted by JBougie

Dear KCALB,

Is the choice I'm about to make the right one?

All of lifes choices are 50% chance....the rest is up to you