I now have an official Dangerous Bathroom Story. PIC

[PETERPOOP]

I was in the bathroom yesterday, and the most freak accident thing happened to me.

After taking a nice #2, I decided to light a match, to make the smell a little more pleasant. The matchbox in my bathroom has some wear and tear on it, and the part where you strike the match, is somewhat falling apart. Because of this, when you strike a match against it, rarely will an amber from the matchhead shoot and fly off somewhere randomly. Well yesterday, while striking the match downward against the box, the amber shot upward and landed directly on my EYE! lol. Luckily, I must have blinked at the moment of impact. I am glad it didn't go IN my eye.

So now I have this burning amber on my eye lid and below my eye. I couldn't believe what was happening. I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I didn't want to rub the amber and make it worst, and I couldn't do anything! The amber burning my face, only lasted about 1 second. However, it felt like 15 seconds. ha. Anyways, I don't have any burn treatment laying around, so I'll need to get some today. However, this a picture of the burn with some Neosporin on it. Careful guys, the bathroom is a dangerous place.