Stupidest or most embarrassing thing you did lately?

[tomato]

OK, I'll go first.

Usually, when we have clients come over, we get snacks and sandwiches from the caterers and put them in the meeting room for them. Since it's pretty good stuff, whatever is left over untouched goes to the break room after they leave and anyone is welcome to have it. Some of the food ends up in the fridge rather than on the table because it would spoil if left unrefrigerated for hours.

So, a couple of weeks ago, I get the email "meeting's over, left-over stuff available" . I show up, open the fridge and see a bowl with some fruit salad that looks really inviting. So I help myself generously since I was kind of hungry. In fact, I ate almost all of it and it was pretty good.

The following day, I see one of my co-workers picking up that same bowl and standing in front of the fridge scratching her head like something's wrong... it occurred to me, I had eaten her lunch!! Oooops

OK all yours ! (keep it clean, uh? )

[Tamago]

i texted my gf "i want to fuck your pussy"
















then about two hours later, i realized the stupid T9 had put PUPPY instead










FML

[jclo3313]

Classy

[Morgan]

After spending nearly $30k on my education, specializing in early reading development.... being shown up by a 2nd grader who knew that "ea" has two sounds (long - each; short - dead)


FML

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by Morgan

After spending nearly $30k on my education, specializing in early reading development.... being shown up by a 2nd grader who knew that "ea" has two sounds (long - each; short - dead)


FML

ohhhh snap!

[hatchbackkid82]

Are you smarter than a 2nd grader? JK

[hatchbackkid82]

WOW

Originally Posted by Tamago

i texted my gf "i want to fuck your pussy"
















then about two hours later, i realized the stupid T9 had put PUPPY instead










FML

[BailOut]

I mentioned this in another thread but it belongs here, too.

While on a nice, lazy bicycle ride on a paved path last Sunday, and while riding my full suspension mountain bike (because my wife was on the hybrid bike), I managed to hook my rear tire on a railroad track. I was clipped in to the pedals and as I lost all forward progress and pumped hard to try to power out of it all I managed was to power myself right into the ground. I did this right in front of a park full of people and got so twisted up on the ground that I had to unclip my left foot with my hands to start the process of getting back up.

[ChinoCharles]

I called mikenacarato "dear" thinking I was talking to someone else. Then he asked why I called him dear and I thought it was the girl telling me not to call her dear and then I was embarrassed, and then I realized it was Mike and I was REALLY embarassed. LOL good times.

[SailDesign]

After the New England meet was scheduled, I didn't bother to check the thread again. So... on the 19th of April, I show up at Shopper's World expecting to see a whole raft of Yarii there. Nada. Zip!
So I go over to kid #3's new apartment, not too far away, where I had said I would go afterwards to check it out, have lunch with her and go home. Check thread - it was changed to the 26th!
Yes, I went the next weekend (it's only 1.5 hrs to get there) as well. The security guy who was helping me find Yarii on the 19th had the good grace NOT to drive and make fun of me, just waved and grinned.....

[Tamago]

some guy told me he liked my style

[ChinoCharles]

ROFL!

[enobmort42]

thinking i was alone in the bathroom, i texted a friend something funny that had happened earlier. a few seconds later, i heard chuckling coming from a few stalls down and thought it was him, so i said, "you liked that, didn't you?" and laughed a little. in a middle eastern accent, the other guy replied, "what? who, me?" i hurried out as fast as i could.

[tomato]

pretty good stuff, lol, keep them coming!

[Syroyizhka]

I remote started my car in the garage while it was in gear, and ended up catching it with my dad :0 not pleasant experience

[ChinoCharles]

Originally Posted by Syroyizhka

I remote started my car in the garage while it was in gear, and ended up catching it with my dad :0 not pleasant experience

OOPS!

[TheUnGroomed]

Back in 7th grade, my friend was eating his lunch while on the school bus(school was closed early because of snow). While he had a large spoon full of apple sauce in his mouth I said something stupid. I don't remember what it was. After I said it he did the biggest spit-take ever. It went all over the guy in front of us. We both got a bit of a beating for that.

[Syroyizhka]

i think my dad got scared more than me, he was so worried that i might have broken my leg that he made me leave the garage and it took him about 15 mins to start talking again :)