Kind of sick but a good read - Toyota Yaris Forums

Bob_VT · 01-21-2009, 06:06 PM

Hmmmm in Dawin Australia....... a very fitting name!

KCALB SIRAY · 01-21-2009, 06:12 PM

Sorry but this guy gets the Dee-de-dee prize of the day. No offense

Bob_VT · 01-21-2009, 06:15 PM

IF he had done the PROPER redneck proceedure....

"Here hold my beer and watch this" he may have not had that problem........ but Nooooo he had to be greedy and not trust his friend! Serves him right!

KCALB SIRAY · 01-21-2009, 11:54 PM

Redneck law number 43, I forgot about that one Bob.

GeneW · 01-22-2009, 04:49 AM

My younger brother and a good friend decided to ride bikes together after hitting the bar. Many years ago, before my brother quit drinking.

They figured it'd be good fun to try to play "chicken". They were so intent on their game that they did not notice that the road banked to the right. They continued straight ahead, into a gas station parking lot.

His friend dumped the bike on its side, breaking one of the cylinders and getting some "road rash".

My brother's bike hit a ditch rather than jumped it, causing the bike to act like a catapult. My brother landed on his buttocks and slid a few feet across the parking lot.

He did not have leather on. The doctors reattached some delicate parts, sewing up a tear on his scrotum and cleaned up the road rash. He cracked his coccyx, which resulted in him limping for a time.

He also got the crabs. Damn!

He swore up and down that he acquired his case of genital lice "in the ambulance". I think he acquired it earlier, possibly as a prelude to the aforementioned behavior.

We later recovered his pants, which had a hole in the bottom the size of a softball. My clearest memory of the incident was him begging me almost in tears for some money so he could buy some Quell to relieve his torment. Instead I just picked up some for him at the pharmacy and let him go at it.

Not as gross as the above story, but a testament to one man's dance with demon rum.

Gene

KCALB SIRAY · 01-22-2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeneW

My younger brother and a good friend decided to ride bikes together after hitting the bar. Many years ago, before my brother quit drinking.

They figured it'd be good fun to try to play "chicken". They were so intent on their game that they did not notice that the road banked to the right. They continued straight ahead, into a gas station parking lot.

His friend dumped the bike on its side, breaking one of the cylinders and getting some "road rash".

My brother's bike hit a ditch rather than jumped it, causing the bike to act like a catapult. My brother landed on his buttocks and slid a few feet across the parking lot.

He did not have leather on. The doctors reattached some delicate parts, sewing up a tear on his scrotum and cleaned up the road rash. He cracked his coccyx, which resulted in him limping for a time.

He also got the crabs. Damn!

He swore up and down that he acquired his case of genital lice "in the ambulance". I think he acquired it earlier, possibly as a prelude to the aforementioned behavior.

We later recovered his pants, which had a hole in the bottom the size of a softball. My clearest memory of the incident was him begging me almost in tears for some money so he could buy some Quell to relieve his torment. Instead I just picked up some for him at the pharmacy and let him go at it.

Not as gross as the above story, but a testament to one man's dance with demon rum.

Gene

Wow, good thing he got a rip in his yam sack rather than the stripper pole, I say

GeneW · 01-22-2009, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Wow, good thing he got a rip in his yam sack rather than the stripper pole, I say

Yeah, he probably felt the same way.

Gene

*tk-421* · 01-22-2009, 05:41 PM

Substitute "sickest" for "dumbest" on the last paragraph.

01-21-2009, 06:12 PM	#2
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Sorry but this guy gets the Dee-de-dee prize of the day. No offense __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

01-21-2009, 06:15 PM	#3
Bob_VT View User's Garage Drives: 08 Yaris LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Vermont Posts: 1,704	IF he had done the PROPER redneck proceedure.... "Here hold my beer and watch this" he may have not had that problem........ but Nooooo he had to be greedy and not trust his friend! Serves him right! __________________ some people are little slinkies. . . . .they are really good for nothing. . . .but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Come to the DARKSIDE..... We have candy

01-21-2009, 11:54 PM	#4
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Redneck law number 43, I forgot about that one Bob. __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

01-22-2009, 05:41 PM	#8
tk-421 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: 5D-07-LB Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dagobah Posts: 4,263	Substitute "sickest" for "dumbest" on the last paragraph. __________________ --[ FORUM RULES ]--[ SEARCHING TIPS ]--[ EYELIDS PICS ]--[ RBK SPOILER ]--[ BEST/WORST INVESTMENTS ]--

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Lowered Cars Please Read - Bump Stops!!!	Galavoxx	Wheels, Tires and Suspension Forum sponsored by The Tire Rack	46	11-11-2010 05:49 PM
Just a good, wholesome story	ChinoCharles	Off-topic / Other Cars / Everything else Discussions	28	08-20-2007 12:47 PM
A good aftermarket exhaust...	whooppee777	Performance Modifications	4	04-06-2007 03:12 PM
any body know good body shops in near phoenix??	lbguy53	Southwest	0	03-24-2007 05:00 PM
Motor oil debate - interesting info but a long read.	mikeukrainetz	General Yaris / Vitz Discussion	6	12-10-2006 09:16 PM

01-22-2009, 04:49 AM	#5
GeneW Banned Drives: 2008 Yaris Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,034	My younger brother and a good friend decided to ride bikes together after hitting the bar. Many years ago, before my brother quit drinking. They figured it'd be good fun to try to play "chicken". They were so intent on their game that they did not notice that the road banked to the right. They continued straight ahead, into a gas station parking lot. His friend dumped the bike on its side, breaking one of the cylinders and getting some "road rash". My brother's bike hit a ditch rather than jumped it, causing the bike to act like a catapult. My brother landed on his buttocks and slid a few feet across the parking lot. He did not have leather on. The doctors reattached some delicate parts, sewing up a tear on his scrotum and cleaned up the road rash. He cracked his coccyx, which resulted in him limping for a time. He also got the crabs. Damn! He swore up and down that he acquired his case of genital lice "in the ambulance". I think he acquired it earlier, possibly as a prelude to the aforementioned behavior. We later recovered his pants, which had a hole in the bottom the size of a softball. My clearest memory of the incident was him begging me almost in tears for some money so he could buy some Quell to relieve his torment. Instead I just picked up some for him at the pharmacy and let him go at it. Not as gross as the above story, but a testament to one man's dance with demon rum. Gene