Food, Sex, or Car? [Game - SFW] - Toyota Yaris Forums

Darb · 04-24-2009, 11:39 AM

This game is based off of an old SNL skit.
How to play:

Person A lists three People/Animals/things.
In order, the first item is to be used as food, the second to be used for sex and the third as some mode of transportation.

Person B chooses one of the three from the list above them.

Person B then makes a new list for the next poster/victim.

Example:

Person A

F: Kiwi
S: Michael Jackson
C: A yaris

Person B:

Yaris!

F: Mushroom
S: Melissa Joan Hart
C: A unicycle with no seat

Person C:

Mushroom!
(New list)

I'll start it off:

-----
F: 60 year old twinkie
S: Alan Greenspan
C: A Ford Pinto in a demolition derby.

yaris-me · 04-24-2009, 12:24 PM

F: 60 year old Twinkies
S: Alan Greenspan
C: Beverly Hillbillies' truck

33OH · 04-24-2009, 12:26 PM

F: 60 year old twinkies
S: Watermelon (what, she's loose!)
C: Toyota Yaris!

Darb · 04-24-2009, 12:31 PM

(You're supposed to pick one from the list above, then post your list.) :)

Yaris, of course.

F: Durian Fruit
S: Durian Fruit
C: A truck full of Durian Fruit.

SIPNGAS · 04-24-2009, 12:31 PM

F. Watermelon
S. tequila
C. Moped

*jclo3313* · 04-24-2009, 12:37 PM

f. tequila
s. monkey
c. elephant

Darb · 04-24-2009, 12:41 PM

Must...save thread. Make sure you pick one from the list above. :)

Tequila.

F: Salt.
S: Cheney.
C: A hummer, that's on fire, and you're stuck inside.

*jclo3313* · 04-24-2009, 12:43 PM

Must destroy thread.

Salt

pig
dog
cat

*jclo3313* · 04-24-2009, 01:19 PM

tricycle

deer
camel
donkey

Darb · 04-24-2009, 02:02 PM

Deer

F: Paper
S: Fran Drescher (while she's talking)
C: Boa Constrictor

33OH · 04-24-2009, 02:03 PM

The Nanny!! (Fran)

F: Chocolate
S: Apple pie
C: Cheetah

supmet · 04-24-2009, 02:11 PM

lol, cheetah - harold and kumar style

F: a hot pocket that is blistering on the outside, and still frozen in the middle
S: rosie o'donnel
C: a honda fit

TheUnGroomed · 04-24-2009, 02:25 PM

Hot pocket all the way!

F: Kiwano
S: Seat Cushions
C: Pontiac Aztek

engelm_ · 04-24-2009, 02:38 PM

Kiwano

F: Chalupa
S: Iphone App: Massager
C: A vespa

Darb · 04-24-2009, 02:49 PM

Vespa

F: 1 pound of Licorice Jelly Beans
S: Green Jell-o
C: A submarine with a screen door.

TheUnGroomed · 04-24-2009, 09:35 PM

I'll take the jell-o

F: The Cornhole (Don't worry it's SFW)
S: The Mercury Mistress
C: The Mercury Mistress

SilverBack · 04-25-2009, 08:49 AM

Mercury mistress

F: Year-old mystery "blob" in fridge

S: Richard Simmons

T: Tractor

*jclo3313* · 04-25-2009, 09:55 AM

tractor

a. beaver
b. turkey
c. emu

04-24-2009, 11:39 AM	#1
Darb Bear Traffic Controller Drives: 2007 Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,833	Food, Sex, or Car? [Game - SFW] This game is based off of an old SNL skit. How to play: Person A lists three People/Animals/things. In order, the first item is to be used as food, the second to be used for sex and the third as some mode of transportation. Person B chooses one of the three from the list above them. Person B then makes a new list for the next poster/victim. Example: Person A F: Kiwi S: Michael Jackson C: A yaris Person B: Yaris! F: Mushroom S: Melissa Joan Hart C: A unicycle with no seat Person C: Mushroom! (New list) I'll start it off: ----- F: 60 year old twinkie S: Alan Greenspan C: A Ford Pinto in a demolition derby. __________________ Darryl Kids Playing Chase On Freeways Get Smashed. Last edited by Darb; 04-24-2009 at 12:39 PM.

04-24-2009, 12:31 PM	#4
Darb Bear Traffic Controller Drives: 2007 Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,833	(You're supposed to pick one from the list above, then post your list.) :) Yaris, of course. F: Durian Fruit S: Durian Fruit C: A truck full of Durian Fruit. __________________ Darryl Kids Playing Chase On Freeways Get Smashed.

04-24-2009, 12:31 PM	#5
SIPNGAS I LOVE my Yaris! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Polar White LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Southeast Wisconsin Posts: 5,164	F. Watermelon S. tequila C. Moped __________________ We don't see things as THEY are...we see them as WE are. Lisa aka *SIPNGAS*

04-24-2009, 12:37 PM	#6
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	f. tequila s. monkey c. elephant __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

04-24-2009, 12:41 PM	#7
Darb Bear Traffic Controller Drives: 2007 Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,833	Must...save thread. Make sure you pick one from the list above. :) Tequila. F: Salt. S: Cheney. C: A hummer, that's on fire, and you're stuck inside. __________________ Darryl Kids Playing Chase On Freeways Get Smashed.

04-24-2009, 12:24 PM	#2
yaris-me Learn to Relax Drives: 2007, Meteorite, LB Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 2,070	F: 60 year old Twinkies S: Alan Greenspan C: Beverly Hillbillies' truck

04-24-2009, 12:26 PM	#3
33OH Drives: '08 Yaris Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Dover, Ohio Posts: 7,606	F: 60 year old twinkies S: Watermelon (what, she's loose!) C: Toyota Yaris!

04-24-2009, 12:43 PM	#8
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	Must destroy thread. Salt pig dog cat __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

04-24-2009, 01:19 PM	#9
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	tricycle deer camel donkey __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

04-24-2009, 02:02 PM	#10
Darb Bear Traffic Controller Drives: 2007 Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,833	Deer F: Paper S: Fran Drescher (while she's talking) C: Boa Constrictor __________________ Darryl Kids Playing Chase On Freeways Get Smashed.

04-24-2009, 02:03 PM	#11
33OH Drives: '08 Yaris Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Dover, Ohio Posts: 7,606	The Nanny!! (Fran) F: Chocolate S: Apple pie C: Cheetah

04-24-2009, 02:11 PM	#12
supmet Banned View User's Garage Drives: 2007 4 Door Yaris Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,357	lol, cheetah - harold and kumar style F: a hot pocket that is blistering on the outside, and still frozen in the middle S: rosie o'donnel C: a honda fit

04-24-2009, 02:25 PM	#13
TheUnGroomed View User's Garage Drives: 08 Meteorite LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: MD Posts: 54	Hot pocket all the way! F: Kiwano S: Seat Cushions C: Pontiac Aztek

04-24-2009, 02:38 PM	#14
engelm_ Yea, I'm Awesome View User's Garage Drives: 08' Sedan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Redlands, CA Posts: 209	Kiwano F: Chalupa S: Iphone App: Massager C: A vespa __________________ Meg (+410 posts prior 10/18/08; Real Join Date: Jan 2008) "Haha i would never call your car conservative." Richie Perrette

04-24-2009, 02:49 PM	#15
Darb Bear Traffic Controller Drives: 2007 Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,833	Vespa F: 1 pound of Licorice Jelly Beans S: Green Jell-o C: A submarine with a screen door. __________________ Darryl Kids Playing Chase On Freeways Get Smashed.

04-24-2009, 09:35 PM	#16
TheUnGroomed View User's Garage Drives: 08 Meteorite LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: MD Posts: 54	I'll take the jell-o F: The Cornhole (Don't worry it's SFW) S: The Mercury Mistress C: The Mercury Mistress

04-25-2009, 08:49 AM	#17
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	Mercury mistress F: Year-old mystery "blob" in fridge S: Richard Simmons T: Tractor __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

04-25-2009, 09:55 AM	#18
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	tractor a. beaver b. turkey c. emu __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

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