01-25-2007, 01:54 PM
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Drives: LB
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: OH
Posts: 7,787
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vodkalush
Heres how I succeeded in college:
1st Semester : Did all my homework, went to all my classes, Bought all my books, no parties, no real fun
2nd Semester: Got an RA job, realized that I could attend small parties and not get in trouble (as I was the one righting people up; I mean why have power if you cant abuse it?!?!), Did no homework, went to all my classes, had some fun
3rd Semester: Opened a bar in my room (single room, something like 15x15), through the crazyst parties (well on campus ones), did little to now homewrk, scheduled my classes to a time/s that best suited my life style (Tuesdays and Thursdays), work at a pizza place to get party/spending money, dirty crazy sexoring of the females, secured my RA job by having my boss over at my bar (dry campus), secured a key class by having a professor over and making her mean screwdriver (no sexoring of her... shudders)
4 Semester - Above, less work, realized that you need to learn how your teachers grade: example - I don't believe in doing HWK if you pay attention in class and take good notes: so I would make up for the lack of hwk by doing really well on test (hence the need of good notes), participate in class.
5 Semester - Old boss left(RA); new one showed that he had a pair of balls and fired all (19 total) RA's at a pre-college start party... nme included; which free'd up some time...
6 Semester - never took it because I realized that I didn't need a bachlors degree for my job (all about certifications) so I left with a 2yr degree
Soooo the Cliff notes:
- Learn to know what your professors want/expect
- Get a good female/male friend with benefits: for some good old fashion sexoring DO NOT DATE (dating only adds stress)
- take good notes
- study for test
- Live on campus if at all possible (you'll have less stress if you dont have to worry about driving to campus, finding a parking spot, and then getting to class)
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