Liberate Caveatipse!

[*MAD DOG*]

Originally Posted by CaveatipseLiberationArmy

If the moderators will give me one more chance, I will post nice clear pics of my Yaris, including the new tires I just got. I say this because I think my father is giving me a digital camera for christmas, so I will not have to use my cell phone's camera.

Look, we seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot. I think we should let you back on the forum. I think the powers that be should let you in if you agree to the following conditions.

1. Post a picture of your Yaris and it's license plate
2. Post a picture of your drivers license
3. Post a clear picture of yourself without glasses or headwear
4. Post a picture of your house
5. Post a copy of a bill or letter sent to you
6. Post your mobile phone number, home phone number and work phone number
7. Post a copy of your payslip
8. Post all of your banking information including account numbers, pins, bank name, branch address etc.
9. Douse yourself in gas and light a match
10. Repeat step 9

Once you agree to all those terms and conditions i really don't see why the mods would not let you back on here.

*sarcasm off*

Can you please trade in your Yaris and buy something else. Get a Honda fit and go on there forums. I'd really rather eat my own weight in dog shit (people who are gonna meet me in Jan 09 will know this is no easy task ) then have you running havoc on here again.

Before the mods delete this post, please consider that this is the nicest response to his request to come back on here that i could come up with. This was my 10th attempt.

Deleting this post may end up with me posting what I really think with no holds barred. This is not a threat, it's a promise.

Lots of Love

*MAD DOG*