Rap Battle

[enobmort42]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

from your pic ,it looks, like you prolly work at hollister or abercrombie
50-100 dolla jeans a consumer zombie
and Girls, they prolly always be starin
not because your hot, its the socks and flip flops you be wearing

Floridas the land of the weird and the old
wearing snow coats when its not even cold
I could go down there in the dead of your winter in the mornin

(beat changes)

sitting by the pool in a speedo
girlys wouldnt think it was neato
i be 6'1' whiter than a ghost
but i'd still be spitting rhymes
and owning the whole coast

hollister's tha' pits and abercrombie's the hell hole,
i wouldn't go there, if it meant bein' a man-hoe.

you, on the other-hand can't help but to stay,
since ya got no where ta' be, so ur there night and day.

my state's da' bomb cuz we got beaches and sun,
and when it comes to spring break, hell, we just got tha' fun!

NH's not great, since all u got are farms,
and dirt roads and pot holes and chicks with hairy arms.

sure it's the free state, and i'll be there soon,
so just pump yo' brakes and chill it 'til June.

since u be hatin' and wanna kick it high,
i be steppin' up my game to bring it all night.
if you wanna rap, you gotta drop a beat,
but since you can't do it, might as well eat.

taco bell's open til midnight or later,
so's mcdonald's, or are u a hater?

i just got done layin' down my line o' raps,
so what u got lyin' in yo' rusty... dirty... filthy... traps?