Rap Battle

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Hold up, wait a minute, what the hell is all this?
Oh, wait, now I get it, its my big chance to diss
On all of you members who post bunk ass threads
So your post count goes up and grows big with your head
But in the end, the fact of the matter is as follows:
None of you can spit, but you all sure do...

-drops mic-

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"




thats the best i got atm, haha

[puetato89]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"

this this thing is pretty wack, and a lil' bit gay
but ive been bored for a while, so i guess ill play..
but then again i have nothing 2 say...
tinygiant is really cool but i doubt hes straight
for him gay day is everyday
just like his kentucky buddy shay

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by puetato89

this this thing is pretty wack, and a lil' bit gay
but ive been bored for a while, so i guess ill play..
but then again i have nothing 2 say...
tinygiant is really cool but i doubt hes straight
for him gay day is everyday
just like his kentucky buddy shay

your lady has a mustache
and you're a bit confused
you thought she was a woman
but she's prolly a dude
you thought it was hem-roids
but hes smugglin a sausage
if your relationship was a tv show
we'd know who the boss is .

[puetato89]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

your lady has a mustache
and you're a bit confused
you thought she was a woman
but she's prolly a dude
you thought it was hem-roids
but hes smugglin a sausage
if your relationship was a tv show
we'd know who the boss is .

lmao...

thats really cool
but when you take your wife to highschool
remember whose the fool
cause shes only sixteen you tool...

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by puetato89

lmao...

thats really cool
but when you take your wife to highschool
remember whose the fool
cause shes only sixteen you tool...

My boy Tiny, can fling it like a monkey
Yo breath kinda smells like it...kinda funky
That's right, my dick hangs two inches....from the ground
I had to bust it out to keep yo girl from givin' me a frown.
Like the movie goes, I said it to your girl one night
"Stop lying, alright? Besides, I had the jimmy on extra tight."

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

My boy Tiny, can fling it like a monkey
Yo breath kinda smells like it...kinda funky
That's right, my dick hangs two inches....from the ground
I had to bust it out to keep yo girl from givin' me a frown.
Like the movie goes, I said it to your girl one night
"Stop lying, alright? Besides, I had the jimmy on extra tight."

that was probably my uncle
cause my wife wasnt home last night
so for you sake i hope it was on tight

if it really hangs ....two inches from the floor
you prolly have stubby legs or std growths galore

you might want to buy
a pant leg and a shoe
cause just like this rap battle you might lose your weiner too

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by puetato89

lmao...

thats really cool
but when you take your wife to highschool
remember whose the fool
cause shes only sixteen you tool...

so what if i met my wife while she was in high school
should b giving ill props for swimming in the fountain of youth
2 year difference is that much
where all adults who gives a, say what?!

the gap in our age is smaller than the gap in yo teeth
prolly floss with a banana and i think his name is steve

[ChinoCharles]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"




thats the best i got atm, haha

I'm impressed with the story, but you got it all wrong...
It wasn't a lady that came along.
See, what happened was I rolled over mid-slumber
And looked at my hand and I saw a number
I didn't remember how it got there at all,
But it made more sense when I gave it a call.
Some dude answered and said "Hello, who's this?"
It was in a voice tone that I couldn't miss.
I stifled a laugh and said "Sup J Shay...
I've got something to tell you... I think you're gay."
So next time you spit, slow down and make sure
Your story is straight... well, more than you were.

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

I'm impressed with the story, but you got it all wrong...
It wasn't a lady that wanted my schlong.
See, what happened was I rolled over mid-slumber
And looked at my hand and I saw a number
I didn't remember how it got there at all,
But it made more sense when I gave it a call.
Some dude answered and said "Hello, who's this?"
It was in a voice tone that I couldn't miss.
I stifled a laugh and said "Sup J Shay...
I've got something to tell you... I think you're gay."
So next time you spit, slow down and make sure
Your story is straight... well, more than you were.

dude, you're coming to kentucky for the meet, and im takin EVERYONE out for the bambi walk!

http://louisville.about.com/b/2008/0...bambi-walk.htm
...and we have ALOT of bars

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

dude, you're coming to kentucky for the meet, and im takin EVERYONE out for the bambi walk!

http://louisville.about.com/b/2008/0...bambi-walk.htm
...and we have ALOT of bars

if you came to the battle you better come in rhyme
cause if you didnt you're just wasting our time.

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

if you came to the battle you better come in rhyme
cause if you didnt you're just wasting our time.

like the great samuari that lets his sword rust
i dont always spit, cause if i do you're f**ked
you wanna rhyme, thats fine leave it with your friends at home
cause im the illest emcee you've heard since fat tone

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

like the great samuari that lets his sword rust
i dont always spit, cause if i do you're f**ked
you wanna rhyme, thats fine leave it with your friends at home
cause im the illest emcee you've heard since fat tone

admit it , your emo, thats why you dont rap
but like me you prolly think most hip hop is crap
your hair is as black as e'ryone in this thread thinks they are
but the redeeming fact is we drive a sweet car

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

admit it , your emo, thats why you dont rap
but like me you prolly think most hip hop is crap
your hair is as black as e'ryone in this thread thinks they are
but the redeeming fact is we drive a sweet car

so im emo, tattooed, and got some piercings
doesnt change the fact that when i step up im spitting
and im white as casper, skinny as stretch
but i can throw down 100g's and cover the bet
and yea both our cars are pretty damn sweet
but im no less lethal when i drop the beat