Wow, Lazy People These Days

[Nutzoids]

I watched some Jackass just let the cart roll into my car... He looked up at it, Decided it was too far away and looked back at his trunk... It was an old metal Genuardi's cart, and the bottom corner cracked my fucking headlight, spun sideways and scratched my drivers side door...

And I just stood there... grocery's in hand, in the door way... as my baby was violently RAPED... By someone's careless, lazy, insignificant ASS!

So I started to walk to my car,as I passed him (Without breaking stride) I placed my hands on the back of his Pussy little head, and smashed it into his truck lid.

After "closing of his trunk" I walked to my car and put my grocery's (ok... mostly munchies, what do you want from me I'm a stoner) in my car.

As I was back there I could here the foot prints of an very angry Douche bag coming my way. So I picked up my tire iron, closed my trunk... and stepped out into his path...

Without a word he froze there, and as polite as I could sound I said.

"I hope you understand that there are 3 things you NEVER do to man:
1) Never rub another man's rhubarb...
2) Never leave a wingman hanging... If your wingman is off railing out the fat chick, you better be fucking the shit outta the hot one!

and Finally

3) Never Fuck with another mans car!"

I grabbed the cart and pushed it at him... Ignoring his pansy ass complaining about my "Over Reaction"

I got in my car and left...

People... I beg you... Please stand up against this Menace...

Please People... Beat the SHIT outta the next person who does this... For me, for Kaotic Lazagna, hell, for all of us!

Only together can we make parking lots safe from lazy assholes...

WHO'S WITH ME!



Hey Chino... I'm Back Buddy!