Wow, Lazy People These Days

[GeneW]

Originally Posted by Nutzoids

I watched some Jackass just let the cart roll into my car... He looked up at it, Decided it was too far away and looked back at his trunk... It was an old metal Genuardi's cart, and the bottom corner cracked my fucking headlight, spun sideways and scratched my drivers side door...

And I just stood there... grocery's in hand, in the door way... as my baby was violently RAPED... By someone's careless, lazy, insignificant ASS!

So I started to walk to my car,as I passed him (Without breaking stride) I placed my hands on the back of his Pussy little head, and smashed it into his truck lid.

After "closing of his trunk" I walked to my car and put my grocery's (ok... mostly munchies, what do you want from me I'm a stoner) in my car.

As I was back there I could here the foot prints of an very angry Douche bag coming my way. So I picked up my tire iron, closed my trunk... and stepped out into his path...

Without a word he froze there, and as polite as I could sound I said.

"I hope you understand that there are 3 things you NEVER do to man:
1) Never rub another man's rhubarb...
2) Never leave a wingman hanging... If your wingman is off railing out the fat chick, you better be fucking the shit outta the hot one!

and Finally

3) Never Fuck with another mans car!"

I grabbed the cart and pushed it at him... Ignoring his pansy ass complaining about my "Over Reaction"

I got in my car and left...

People... I beg you... Please stand up against this Menace...

Please People... Beat the SHIT outta the next person who does this... For me, for Kaotic Lazagna, hell, for all of us!

Only together can we make parking lots safe from lazy assholes...

WHO'S WITH ME!



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The vast bulk of the US, at least where people are heavily armed, this is a swell way to get two in the chest and one in the head.

First injure the victim with a juvenile stunt like smacking their head off of a trunk lid. Second, when the victim of said assault approaches, remove a bludgeon from your trunk, raising the ante to aggravated assault, which are suitable grounds for a good shoot in most of PA.

.....except this went down in Philly. The police in Philly only get arrests on twenty percent of all murders. So within the boundaries of the City of Brotherly love this kind of advice works.

Try this shit in my locale and you will most likely get arrested, if someone doesn't clip you.

Of course we don't cotten to people letting "buggies" roll into other people's cars. If I'd done this sort of thing by accident I'd have handed over my insurance information, but I'm a stand up guy who takes his lumps.

Gene

[Nutzoids]

Originally Posted by GeneW

The vast bulk of the US, at least where people are heavily armed, this is a swell way to get two in the chest and one in the head.

First injure the victim with a juvenile stunt like smacking their head off of a trunk lid. Second, when the victim of said assault approaches, remove a bludgeon from your trunk, raising the ante to aggravated assault, which are suitable grounds for a good shoot in most of PA.

.....except this went down in Philly. The police in Philly only get arrests on twenty percent of all murders. So within the boundaries of the City of Brotherly love this kind of advice works.

Try this shit in my locale and you will most likely get arrested, if someone doesn't clip you.

Of course we don't cotten to people letting "buggies" roll into other people's cars. If I'd done this sort of thing by accident I'd have handed over my insurance information, but I'm a stand up guy who takes his lumps.

Gene

You know... Maybe the problem is that WE, as American's, have turned into PUSSIES... We can all bitch, but no one even stands up for themselves anymore...

Take a stand... you know while your sitting there thinking to yourself... What if they have a gun... THEY ARE THINKING THE SAME THING...

Plus, in my Experience, most people who have guns, and show them off, will never actually pull the trigger...

Live a little, so what if you get shot... So long as you live, that's all that's important.



P.S. It may sound like a juvenile stunt to you... But I'm more of a MAN then most of you whinny little girls... NEVER FUCK WITH A MAN'S CAR...

[GeneW]

Originally Posted by Nutzoids

You know... Maybe the problem is that WE, as American's, have turned into PUSSIES... We can all bitch, but no one even stands up for themselves anymore...

Take a stand... you know while your sitting there thinking to yourself... What if they have a gun... THEY ARE THINKING THE SAME THING...

Plus, in my Experience, most people who have guns, and show them off, will never actually pull the trigger...

Live a little, so what if you get shot... So long as you live, that's all that's important.



P.S. It may sound like a juvenile stunt to you... But I'm more of a MAN then most of you whinny little girls... NEVER FUCK WITH A MAN'S CAR...

I learned this the hard way over many years - An angry person fights themself. You lost your temper and were lucky. You need not be upset about this but ought to be aware that you can do things that need doing without being "psyched up" first.

Pride will knock you down and keep you there. Self respect will elevate you because you are goaded to do better.

Your car is not you nor a person. Your car is a thing. Be proportional next time. IF someone damages your car and they have a car damage it, preferably the same way.

Gene

[Nutzoids]

Originally Posted by GeneW

I learned this the hard way over many years - An angry person fights themself. You lost your temper and were lucky. You need not be upset about this but ought to be aware that you can do things that need doing without being "psyched up" first.

Pride will knock you down and keep you there. Self respect will elevate you because you are goaded to do better.

Your car is not you nor a person. Your car is a thing. Be proportional next time. IF someone damages your car and they have a car damage it, preferably the same way.

Gene

This will be hard for you to understand... but Pride, Self Respect, and Discipline are all traits of MAN... I did not loose my cool. I did not yell, I did not argue, I cursed a lot, but in calm and slumber tone.

I was not looking for a fight, I was not looking to make him bleed, I was looking to Discipline a child, in a more adult way then spanking him! But he acted like a child, and you need to put children in their place sometimes!

There was no injury only embarrassment. The human body is built to withstand great Tortures (ask Bush) closing his truck with his head was not harmful, but helpful.

I'm pretty sure he never did it again (If I ever knew he he was) I mean Shit... would you?

Grow UP... Be a MAN... Let your balls drop already!

(That last statement isn't directed towards you specifically GeneW, I hope you understand that. This was a general statement used only to help inspire others and end the my defense on a more aggressive note. I mean your a name on a website... Gene could stand for Genevieve in which case telling you to be a man would be quite an error, unless you have been secretly wanting to have a sex change operation, In which case I would say, let this be a sign from God, just do it honey... ummm brother... whatever makes the time you got on this planet of ours more enjoyable, do it, cause Fuck it... you only live once! But then again IF your name is Genevieve then you have British heritage, which most likely points you to being Catholic, and if your Catholic then YOUR God would send you to Hell for undoing the special gift he gave you, that of your body. Which means then it is not a sign from God but then as a cunning trick perpetrated by the Devil himself. In which case I wouldn't suggest doing it... But that is only if your name is Genevieve from England who is thinking about having a sex change operation... hahaha... By the way My name is Nutzoids, and I man NUTZ! And I think everything I just typed undid the original point I was trying to make... Sorry )

(By the way... I have signed ALL my posts with this guy)