Wow, Lazy People These Days

[highwaypass]

it's also common in my country.People were soooo lazy to return their cart

[Kioshi]

Happens everyday at The Home Depot. Fat lazy bastards leave carts away from their vehicle and let carts hit other peoples vehicles....I usually park my car way towards the back where no lazy man would ever find the time to walk to and park there :)

I'm safe guarded between a a Ford F250, Black Firebird WS1, and a Benz C-class~

[GeneW]

Dont see much of this in Western PA. Probably because we have a lot of old folks who have a work ethic.

Gene

[Kaotic Lazagna]

For me, the further I park from the return spots or from the store, the more dings/dents/scratches I get. So now, I park where I want to park. hehehe.

[Nutzoids]

I watched some Jackass just let the cart roll into my car... He looked up at it, Decided it was too far away and looked back at his trunk... It was an old metal Genuardi's cart, and the bottom corner cracked my fucking headlight, spun sideways and scratched my drivers side door...

And I just stood there... grocery's in hand, in the door way... as my baby was violently RAPED... By someone's careless, lazy, insignificant ASS!

So I started to walk to my car,as I passed him (Without breaking stride) I placed my hands on the back of his Pussy little head, and smashed it into his truck lid.

After "closing of his trunk" I walked to my car and put my grocery's (ok... mostly munchies, what do you want from me I'm a stoner) in my car.

As I was back there I could here the foot prints of an very angry Douche bag coming my way. So I picked up my tire iron, closed my trunk... and stepped out into his path...

Without a word he froze there, and as polite as I could sound I said.

"I hope you understand that there are 3 things you NEVER do to man:
1) Never rub another man's rhubarb...
2) Never leave a wingman hanging... If your wingman is off railing out the fat chick, you better be fucking the shit outta the hot one!

and Finally

3) Never Fuck with another mans car!"

I grabbed the cart and pushed it at him... Ignoring his pansy ass complaining about my "Over Reaction"

I got in my car and left...

People... I beg you... Please stand up against this Menace...

Please People... Beat the SHIT outta the next person who does this... For me, for Kaotic Lazagna, hell, for all of us!

Only together can we make parking lots safe from lazy assholes...

WHO'S WITH ME!



Hey Chino... I'm Back Buddy!

[GeneW]

Originally Posted by Nutzoids

I watched some Jackass just let the cart roll into my car... He looked up at it, Decided it was too far away and looked back at his trunk... It was an old metal Genuardi's cart, and the bottom corner cracked my fucking headlight, spun sideways and scratched my drivers side door...

And I just stood there... grocery's in hand, in the door way... as my baby was violently RAPED... By someone's careless, lazy, insignificant ASS!

So I started to walk to my car,as I passed him (Without breaking stride) I placed my hands on the back of his Pussy little head, and smashed it into his truck lid.

After "closing of his trunk" I walked to my car and put my grocery's (ok... mostly munchies, what do you want from me I'm a stoner) in my car.

As I was back there I could here the foot prints of an very angry Douche bag coming my way. So I picked up my tire iron, closed my trunk... and stepped out into his path...

Without a word he froze there, and as polite as I could sound I said.

"I hope you understand that there are 3 things you NEVER do to man:
1) Never rub another man's rhubarb...
2) Never leave a wingman hanging... If your wingman is off railing out the fat chick, you better be fucking the shit outta the hot one!

and Finally

3) Never Fuck with another mans car!"

I grabbed the cart and pushed it at him... Ignoring his pansy ass complaining about my "Over Reaction"

I got in my car and left...

People... I beg you... Please stand up against this Menace...

Please People... Beat the SHIT outta the next person who does this... For me, for Kaotic Lazagna, hell, for all of us!

Only together can we make parking lots safe from lazy assholes...

WHO'S WITH ME!



Hey Chino... I'm Back Buddy!

The vast bulk of the US, at least where people are heavily armed, this is a swell way to get two in the chest and one in the head.

First injure the victim with a juvenile stunt like smacking their head off of a trunk lid. Second, when the victim of said assault approaches, remove a bludgeon from your trunk, raising the ante to aggravated assault, which are suitable grounds for a good shoot in most of PA.

.....except this went down in Philly. The police in Philly only get arrests on twenty percent of all murders. So within the boundaries of the City of Brotherly love this kind of advice works.

Try this shit in my locale and you will most likely get arrested, if someone doesn't clip you.

Of course we don't cotten to people letting "buggies" roll into other people's cars. If I'd done this sort of thing by accident I'd have handed over my insurance information, but I'm a stand up guy who takes his lumps.

Gene

[Nutzoids]

Originally Posted by GeneW

The vast bulk of the US, at least where people are heavily armed, this is a swell way to get two in the chest and one in the head.

First injure the victim with a juvenile stunt like smacking their head off of a trunk lid. Second, when the victim of said assault approaches, remove a bludgeon from your trunk, raising the ante to aggravated assault, which are suitable grounds for a good shoot in most of PA.

.....except this went down in Philly. The police in Philly only get arrests on twenty percent of all murders. So within the boundaries of the City of Brotherly love this kind of advice works.

Try this shit in my locale and you will most likely get arrested, if someone doesn't clip you.

Of course we don't cotten to people letting "buggies" roll into other people's cars. If I'd done this sort of thing by accident I'd have handed over my insurance information, but I'm a stand up guy who takes his lumps.

Gene

You know... Maybe the problem is that WE, as American's, have turned into PUSSIES... We can all bitch, but no one even stands up for themselves anymore...

Take a stand... you know while your sitting there thinking to yourself... What if they have a gun... THEY ARE THINKING THE SAME THING...

Plus, in my Experience, most people who have guns, and show them off, will never actually pull the trigger...

Live a little, so what if you get shot... So long as you live, that's all that's important.



P.S. It may sound like a juvenile stunt to you... But I'm more of a MAN then most of you whinny little girls... NEVER FUCK WITH A MAN'S CAR...

[GeneW]

Originally Posted by Nutzoids

You know... Maybe the problem is that WE, as American's, have turned into PUSSIES... We can all bitch, but no one even stands up for themselves anymore...

Take a stand... you know while your sitting there thinking to yourself... What if they have a gun... THEY ARE THINKING THE SAME THING...

Plus, in my Experience, most people who have guns, and show them off, will never actually pull the trigger...

Live a little, so what if you get shot... So long as you live, that's all that's important.



P.S. It may sound like a juvenile stunt to you... But I'm more of a MAN then most of you whinny little girls... NEVER FUCK WITH A MAN'S CAR...

I learned this the hard way over many years - An angry person fights themself. You lost your temper and were lucky. You need not be upset about this but ought to be aware that you can do things that need doing without being "psyched up" first.

Pride will knock you down and keep you there. Self respect will elevate you because you are goaded to do better.

Your car is not you nor a person. Your car is a thing. Be proportional next time. IF someone damages your car and they have a car damage it, preferably the same way.

Gene

[Kioshi]

Yay, another rebel on here....:D

I'm glad you took action, especially if the cart cracked your headlight. Like your 3 rules, especially the 3rd!

I carry a crow bar in my car for assholes like these....I'm not big like some of the big tire lifted contractor truck drivers that come to Home Depot.....so if they ever break or damage my car (a lot), i will take action with the bar.

Count me in.

[PETERPOOP]

i hate people.

[firebob]

Originally Posted by PETERPOOP

i hate people.

I like people and give them all a chance. But I can not stand the slightest bit of stupidity.

[Morgan]

....I think I've said this before but might have been pre-hack, just carry one of these with you at all times:


knowing that a $2 tool can do so much damage is mentally rewarding for me...

[GeneW]

Originally Posted by Morgan

....I think I've said this before but might have been pre-hack, just carry one of these with you at all times:


knowing that a $2 tool can do so much damage is mentally rewarding for me...

If you use one bring along a towel to muffle the noise of the air rushing out. The sound of a valve core stem being removed is piercing and quite loud.

Gene

[GeneW]

Originally Posted by PK198105

no no no no you guys go about it all wrong , you get a bunch of hedgehog style nails (3 nails welded together so they stand up) you place them right under the wheels in the direction of travel and you walk away. Idiot gets in car reverses funs over the hedgehogs and needs 4 new tires . even better get hollow tubes instant gratification

It's good, but what about when they leave them there and someone else steps on them? Now we've upped the ante from property damage to aggravated battery.

Gene

[Morgan]

Originally Posted by GeneW

If you use one bring along a towel to muffle the noise of the air rushing out. The sound of a valve core stem being removed is piercing and quite loud.

Gene

that is a good idea... thanks! haha

[SailDesign]

Originally Posted by PK198105

... you get a bunch of hedgehog style nails (3 nails welded together so they stand up) ...

Those would be called "caltrops", PK.

[Bob Dog]

Yeah, Yeah, I was there officer and that when that idiot, I think they call him nutzoid, and I believe he has a record, pulled out the tire iron he said he was gonna kill my buddy, when he charged at him thats when my buddy shot him in self defense, .......same story in iron city, philly the bronx, miami or compton and your gonna be had baby boy.........get that stink pipe out of your mouth and wise up.

[GeneW]

I guess Nutz we're just gonna disagree... I don't feel right about lecturing other grown men about their life choices if those choices don't impact upon myself. We all play the percentages, you know?


Funny. Last night after I bought food the skies opened up. I walked through a driving rain to get to my car. Put the wet bags into my car. The rain was coming down like a bitch but I took the time to walk the buggy to a stall.

Thought of your story and smiled to myself. Here I am in a t-shirt, slacks and sandals, getting soaked and still taking the time to the do the right thing.

Not one buggy was left out there in the lot, Nutz. Maybe you're living in the wrong part of the country?

Gene