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Chuck Norris isnt lactose intolerant, he just doesnt put up with any of milks shit.
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11-17-2008, 04:36 PM
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood. |
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11-17-2008, 06:27 PM
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chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad
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11-17-2008, 06:28 PM
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There was no grassy knoll shooter...
chuck norris actually went back in time to save JFK and when Oswald shot, Chuck deflected the bullets with his beard, and JFK died of amazement.
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02-24-2009, 10:43 AM
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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02-24-2009, 02:17 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to the car wash or grocery store. They come to him
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02-24-2009, 02:26 PM
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Chuck Norris invented the giraffe by uppercutting a horse.
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02-24-2009, 11:07 PM
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Chuck Norris' favorite flavor of ice cream?
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02-24-2009, 11:38 PM
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If Chuck Norris has five dollars and you have five dollars...Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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10-27-2009, 06:59 AM
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on Dec. 25th & it wasn't Jesus' birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day Dec. 25th is known as Jesus' birthday!!
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10-27-2009, 11:57 AM
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Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
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10-27-2009, 12:09 PM
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Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
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10-27-2009, 12:10 PM
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Chuck norris invented the corndog
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10-27-2009, 12:11 PM
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Chuck Norris can dribble a football
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10-27-2009, 07:06 PM
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Jeez, some of these made me spit coke out of my noes.
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10-28-2009, 02:49 AM
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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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I don't know if this fits here... But anyway, if it doesn't just delete it....
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10-28-2009, 06:43 AM
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Chuck Norris dosent use toilet paper... he uses the women he slept with that night
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