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CLEAN OUT YOUR PM BOX IM TRYING TO HIT YOU UP. sorry caps.
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11-03-2008, 02:18 PM
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Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
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11-03-2008, 02:21 PM
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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11-03-2008, 02:25 PM
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11-03-2008, 02:29 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
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11-03-2008, 02:36 PM
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Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.
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11-03-2008, 02:37 PM
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Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
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11-03-2008, 02:39 PM
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When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”
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11-03-2008, 02:42 PM
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When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
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11-03-2008, 03:01 PM
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On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't fucking think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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11-03-2008, 04:05 PM
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11-03-2008, 04:09 PM
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That last one is Fin classic.
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Chuck Norris has never cashed a check in his life,he just holds up his fist and people just fork over money.
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when chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris'ed
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries.
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Chuck Norris dosnt watch the news,he makes it.
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