Kids have it sorta rough today

[bobselectric]

"When Wankers came along to do vandalism they had to show up in person, exposing their persons to arrest and subsequent rape in Juvenile Hall, being shot with shotguns loaded with rock salt, pellet guns, wrist rockets, having steel toed shoes and boots, 2x4s and brass knuckles used on them, receiving testicle kicks, breast punches, rebar upside the head, having their car or home set on fire, having their tires slashed, gas tank punctured, radiator punctured, windshield smashed, the car being stolen and shoved into the river and many other calamities."
Gene W.

You forgot titty twisters and atomic wedgies