Bitch, Rant, Complain...

[KCALB SIRAY]

Ok, I'm gonna unload a few things right now so if I offend anyone, too bad, I'll still buy ya a beer at the bar.

~ I hate women that flip their hair all the time while talking
~ I hate guys who wear jeans and tuck their shirts in and not wear a belt...it just looks goofy, don't tuck your shirt in
~ If I give you the right of way, take it, that's why I flashed you my high beams ya slack jaw. Don't flash me back!
~ If I let you get into my lane for no other reason except that I'm a nice guy, you better f*ckin give me the thank you wave after you get in. I'll ram my front bumper so far up your a*s your Momma will feel it and have an orgasm. And get off the f*cken phone while your doing it you big dope!
~ Who the hell eats a salad while driving? I'll tell you who...the same idiot that drives while trying to merge into another lane that is bumper to bumper already.
~ Hey book reader...yeah you! Quit hitting your breaks every five seconds while driving. Put your Harry Potter book down before you cause an accident. Nothing hurts worse than having your Dumbledore stuck up your a*s after rolling it a few times. Put it down or I'll go all Sirius Black on your a*s.