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Old 03-04-2009, 08:57 AM   #1
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Thumbs up the ultimate palindrome

Took me a comple of minutes to realize what I was really looking at:
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Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.

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Old 03-04-2009, 12:37 PM   #2
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I understood these two: Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.

but wtf is everything else lol??
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:40 PM   #3
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The entire poem is a palindrome, not just the first two lines, which are palindromes within the whole.
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:40 PM   #4
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yeah some of the others aren't palindrome's unless it isn't line by line.
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:40 PM   #5
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The entire poem is a palindrome, not just the first two lines, which are palindromes within the whole.
gotcha, now i see it...
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:42 PM   #6
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Be still if I fill its ebb.

The "I" is the center of the palindrome.
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:11 PM   #7
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it's a work of genius
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:13 PM   #8
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That is totally awesome!
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Old 03-04-2009, 02:08 PM   #9
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see what i mean now by "what I was really looking at?" lol. i think its pretty awesome.
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