Rap Battle

[eTiMaGo]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

If you went down under
you would hear the thunder
you better run
you better take cover

We don't date kangaroos
We shoot em
Not root em.
But whatever floats your boat,
you might root a goat.

Fosters is the imposters
No one drinks that shyte
We here drink beer
VB, Carlton Draught or Carlton Cold
are a few that are sold.

If you're queer
that's ok
but over here we call that GAY!

yo yo yo fo' shizzle ma austrizzle,
here we be chillin in our yarizzle

(OK I suck at rhyming
maybe it's just bad timing?)

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by eTiMaGo

yo yo yo fo' shizzle ma austrizzle,
here we be chillin in our yarizzle

(OK I suck at rhyming
maybe it's just bad timing?)

take yo hand off the mic
since your rap is not tight
grab yo nuts and squeeze
cause I'm beggin ya please

don't like the drop on yo fo'head
cause we both be rollin like jarheads
bringing the pain to yo do'ar
makin yo beeotch ask for mo'ar

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

take yo hand off the mic
since your rap is not tight
grab yo nuts and squeeze
cause I'm beggin ya please

don't like the drop on yo fo'head
cause we both be rollin like jarheads
bringing the pain to yo do'ar
makin yo beeotch ask for mo'ar

K Calb ...you come.... straight from the sticks
Va is the land of rednecks and hicks
travelin in your yaris .....prolly king of the strip
cause all the rednecks have trucks with shotguns equipped