Rap Battle

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

I'm impressed with the story, but you got it all wrong...
It wasn't a lady that wanted my schlong.
See, what happened was I rolled over mid-slumber
And looked at my hand and I saw a number
I didn't remember how it got there at all,
But it made more sense when I gave it a call.
Some dude answered and said "Hello, who's this?"
It was in a voice tone that I couldn't miss.
I stifled a laugh and said "Sup J Shay...
I've got something to tell you... I think you're gay."
So next time you spit, slow down and make sure
Your story is straight... well, more than you were.

dude, you're coming to kentucky for the meet, and im takin EVERYONE out for the bambi walk!

http://louisville.about.com/b/2008/0...bambi-walk.htm
...and we have ALOT of bars

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

dude, you're coming to kentucky for the meet, and im takin EVERYONE out for the bambi walk!

http://louisville.about.com/b/2008/0...bambi-walk.htm
...and we have ALOT of bars

if you came to the battle you better come in rhyme
cause if you didnt you're just wasting our time.

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

if you came to the battle you better come in rhyme
cause if you didnt you're just wasting our time.

like the great samuari that lets his sword rust
i dont always spit, cause if i do you're f**ked
you wanna rhyme, thats fine leave it with your friends at home
cause im the illest emcee you've heard since fat tone

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

like the great samuari that lets his sword rust
i dont always spit, cause if i do you're f**ked
you wanna rhyme, thats fine leave it with your friends at home
cause im the illest emcee you've heard since fat tone

admit it , your emo, thats why you dont rap
but like me you prolly think most hip hop is crap
your hair is as black as e'ryone in this thread thinks they are
but the redeeming fact is we drive a sweet car

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

admit it , your emo, thats why you dont rap
but like me you prolly think most hip hop is crap
your hair is as black as e'ryone in this thread thinks they are
but the redeeming fact is we drive a sweet car

so im emo, tattooed, and got some piercings
doesnt change the fact that when i step up im spitting
and im white as casper, skinny as stretch
but i can throw down 100g's and cover the bet
and yea both our cars are pretty damn sweet
but im no less lethal when i drop the beat

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

so im emo, tattooed, and got some piercings
doesnt change the fact that when i step up im spitting
and im white as casper, skinny as stretch
but i can throw down 100g's and cover the bet
and yea both our cars are pretty damn sweet
but im no less lethal when i drop the beat

this rhyme wasn't good when i read it
so i put in between some bread and e'd it
when i pooped it out
it still stunk just as bad
which is still aight.. for the president of G.L.A.D

okay, fine , i'll admit it
it was actually pretty good
the words all rhymed
and it bounced where it should