Stupidest or most embarrassing thing you did lately?

[GeneW]

I was working on a project on part of a device while two more experienced people were working nearby. They kept dumping state data and being less than helpful.

My boss accidentally shifted the deadline back a day because he wrote up an email wrong on his crackberry. I told the guys about the email and they quit what they were doing to help me. One of them was the systems architect and banged out the work very fast.

I congratulated my boss on his mistake, and was so pleased that I laughed. He mocked my laughter. I figured he was pissed at me, thinking I was laughing at him rather than being pleased, so I had some explaining to do.

Wasn't so much dumb as me being a bit out of the ordinary at what amuses me, but it came off sounding dumb.

Gene

[GeneW]

One job I worked at one of my coworkers and I had a mutual attraction going.


One day I took a break from work I was wearing some protective gear that had a bowknot to keep it on me.

She decided it's be fun to untie the knot. Wouldn't you know just as she pulled the knot free I farted?

Damn!

Gene

[Tamago]

Originally Posted by GeneW

One job I worked at one of my coworkers and I had a mutual attraction going.


One day I took a break from work I was wearing some protective gear that had a bowknot to keep it on me.

She decided it's be fun to untie the knot. Wouldn't you know just as she pulled the knot free I farted?

Damn!

Gene

if she still went out with you, it was meant to be

bow-knots and safety dont go together btw

[GeneW]

Originally Posted by Tamago

if she still went out with you, it was meant to be

bow-knots and safety dont go together btw

The bow knot kept the disposable garment on.

I liked T but her Mom spoiled it for us. Later she got married.

Gene

[GeneW]

I used to wear scrubs at one job. One day while I was talking to a rather lovely nurse something slipped out of my underwear and was poking against the scrubs. I was not aroused or anything just how the clothes all ended up being arranged.

She noticed my junk and started staring. I mean like deer in the headlights staring. Talking to me the whole time without moving her eyes.

So... guys... what do you do? The business end of your junk is basically hanging out there, she's married, she's already nailed one guy for sexual harassment, she's staring at your junk with rapt fascination.... and you think she's cute so you're not going to shrink up and vanish out of sight. Sure as heck don't want to say, "Okay, Kxxxx, let me put this away, okay?". She'd run to the office screaming murder.

I have to stand and take it until she'd done giving orders to me.

If she'd been single or hadn't been a snitch I might have given her more of a thrill but here I am wondering if I'm going to HR while she's just staring and staring....

Finally I was rescued by a phone call... Put him away soon after.

Gene

[KCALB SIRAY]

Long story short....got drunk, went to club, puked on girl, passed out on dance floor, placed in the ally. Fun times, fun times

[Bob_VT]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Long story short....got drunk, went to club, puked on girl, passed out on dance floor, placed in the ally. Fun times, fun times

Wow since you did that last night ...... what's on tonights agenda?

[enobmort42]

long story short... got drunk, bought a round for the entire bar, blacked out, called 911 because i couldn't get my contacts out.

[hatchbackkid82]

Man these are great

Originally Posted by enobmort42

long story short... got drunk, bought a round for the entire bar, blacked out, called 911 because i couldn't get my contacts out.

[KCALB SIRAY]

I failed to mention her shirt was up and her muffins were exposed

[hatchbackkid82]

When i was a junior in high school, i fell asleep in my english class, i must have been out all of 10 mins and i let out a HUGE fart that woke me up. I opened my eyes slowly and realized the whole class was looking at me. I woke and i'm like; "what?" the my friend who sat next to me told me what happened

[Sami]

Well I want to visit my Aunt Linda and Uncle Tom out in California when I was around 10 years old. I went with my Grandparents as well as my Uncle Brian. We went to Disney Land one day and I was walking along side my Grandma after a long day of riding rides. I was looking around to make sure we had everyone because we were getting ready to leave the park and I didn't want anyone to be left behind. I saw the red shirt that my uncle Brian was wearing in front of us. I don't know what possessed me to do this, but I smacked his butt so hard it made my hand hurt. The guy turned around and THANKFULLY looked at my grandma!!! Bahahahaaa! I was sooooo embarrassed... The whole car ride home I acted like I was asleep while they all talked about me. :[ :D

[33OH]

^ Haha! Sounds like something you'd do.. even now.

[hatchbackkid82]

You guys are too funny

Originally Posted by ryank

^ Haha! Sounds like something you'd do.. even now.

[Sami]

Originally Posted by ryank

^ Haha! Sounds like something you'd do.. even now.

Hahaa! Yupp, sure is.

Originally Posted by hatchbackkid82

You guys are too funny

[tomato]

[tomato]

This morning, I overslept. Ran to my car to get to work, no coffee, no breakfast, just ran out of the house, still kind of asleep. Get to my car, hurry to open the door, fumble, drop keys under the car ... completely forgot I set the alarm last night and OFF IT GOES, REALLY, REALLY LOUD... Way to go and wake up the whole neighborhood!! (I park my car in a carport underneath 4 apartments, and I'm pretty sure I woke them all up pretty early this morning) oops. I was wondering if the aftermarket alarm works, I guess now I know. And it's REALLY LOUD.