Dear KCALB....

[tomato]

^ loaded question if I ever saw one

[JBougie]

^ it sure is :/

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by hatchbackkid82

Dear KCLAB,

How do you get over an ex that you still love? Would you stay in touch with her or just cut all communication with her. This should make me laugh

Herbie, you and I talked offline. You're my bro, I wouldn't lead you wrong and neither would your heart. Just have to get your heart and your mind to speak with each other and come up with a plan. Hit me up if you need anything.

Originally Posted by tomato

Dear KCALB, is Garm coming to our North Cal meet tonight?

Sorry I missed the questions, I had noo idea that I was back on the payroll lol. I'd have to say no though

Originally Posted by JumpmanYaris

Dear KCLAB when will I stop getting dumb calls today at work

Since it's Saturday night, and I missed the questions, I'd say my work is about done her

Originally Posted by tomato

Dear KCalb,

Will Bamboo ever resurface?

Bamboo and Bambo have been scene all over the world lately, but no photographic evidence has surfaced to be credible. Some say Bambo and Bamboo have joined the underground fighting rings within Thailand, and some say they are living on a house boat off the Potomac River.....only they would know if they are going to surface........

Originally Posted by JBougie

Dear KCALB,

Is the choice I'm about to make the right one?

All of lifes choices are 50% chance....the rest is up to you

[KCALB SIRAY]

Dear Me,

Will I be able to get off my bahookie today?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Dear Me,

Will I be able to get off my bahookie today?

It's Sunday......football and beer

[33OH]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Dear Me,

Will I be able to get off my bahookie today?

Same question for me.. lol.

[fnkngrv]

Why is it Murphey's Law is 98% inevitable?

How did the "experts" determine that when my Shitzu dogs wag their tails they are laughing?

When did George Carlin figure out that snot was the original rubber cement?

[fnkngrv]

oh yeah,

Baseball: Why is it when it is the third strike and there is a swing/miss if the ball is in the dirt the batter must be tagged out?

[sickpuppy1]

Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

[sickpuppy1]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by 33OH

Same question for me.. lol.

My magic 8 Ball said no.....and I'm pretty sure you did squat

Originally Posted by fnkngrv

Why is it Murphey's Law is 98% inevitable?


How did the "experts" determine that when my Shitzu dogs wag their tails they are laughing?

When did George Carlin figure out that snot was the original rubber cement?

George Carlin could answer those questions AND describe football all in one

Originally Posted by fnkngrv

oh yeah,

Baseball: Why is it when it is the third strike and there is a swing/miss if the ball is in the dirt the batter must be tagged out?

Same reason that is the batter swings on a curveball, the catcher fails to catch the ball and it hits the dirt, rolling pasdt him. He fails to control the ball and he heads to first base and he is safe mnost likely.

Originally Posted by sickpuppy1

Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

An apartment building is actually one building with lots of SEPARATE living spaces. And the word comes from the Latin word for "separate," "appartare"

Originally Posted by sickpuppy1

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

This idea dates back before the time of the interstate system to the time of the great depression. In 1931, there was a WPA (Works Project Administration) project called Skyline Drive in the National Park Service's Shenandoah National Park in Virginia. This was a 105 mile road through the national park which provided a panoramic view of the park. Completed in 1939, it was thought that all long stretches of roads would run though parks to the point where long roads were deemed "parkways

A driveway is a road that you drive on, typically either to the street or your garage.

[sickpuppy1]

But if you park on a parkway you get a ticket,lol. Good answers I guess, but we have several parkways in KC that have no parks next to them, and trucks arent allowed.
Shouldnt a drive way be an idleway? nowa days anyways.....for us common folk......

[jetbtkng]

dear kcalb, how many licks does it actually take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, inquiring minds want to know.........

[fnkngrv]

Dear Mike,
Why is it when I see another Yaris I tend to wave as if I am on my motorcycle greeting another biker? On another note why do the people look like I am short bus material when I perform said wave?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by jetbtkng

dear kcalb, how many licks does it actually take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, inquiring minds want to know.........

Three, because everyone knows that the owl can only do three......did I just date myself?

Originally Posted by fnkngrv

Dear Mike,
Why is it when I see another Yaris I tend to wave as if I am on my motorcycle greeting another biker? On another note why do the people look like I am short bus material when I perform said wave?

In short, it should only be used for bikers and Jeepers. No other forms are allowed.

[JBougie]

Dear KCALB,

How are you doing today?

[fnkngrv]

Dear Mike,
How did they come up with the name for Mike and Ike candy?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by JBougie

Dear KCALB,

How are you doing today?

Peachy

Originally Posted by fnkngrv

Dear Mike,
How did they come up with the name for Mike and Ike candy?

Some say it was named after a Vaudeville act Mike and iKE, We're Just Alike and some say after a popular song in that era.