Keep your mouth shut.

[HTM Yaris]

The specimen cup I am refering to has a thermometer built in . If your urine isn't within a certain temp range you are asked to repeat . Also the toilets/faucets have blue dyed water ( Yes , we have special bathroom for that ) Not to mention someone of the same sex will be in the bathroom to witness . Most hospitals have a full laboratory , much better than a test kit . Test kits are also susceptable to false positives . Also a test kit can easily be fooled with Lasix ( used for congestive heart failure , it in effect draws water directly from blood cells). A lab will detect the Lasix , a kit won't . If you don't have a prescription for Lasix ,well then you're busted .

Word to the wise , Lemon poppy seed muffins will show up as opiates up to two days after ingested . This was proved on Mythbusters .

If you are suspended with out pay , it doesn't mean you can't draw from your retirement plan .