How do Yarii do it?

[GeneW]

Originally Posted by 2+2

I just bought a new Yaris and got it home and now I want to consummate the relationship. National Geographic isn't helping me at all, there's no "Wild Yarii of Borneo" vids to look at. I'm picturing soft lighting. Some nice melodic music to put us in the mood. Some cheap wine. But then what?

Help!!! I've always known what to do and this is not good!

A light spanking on the rear, followed by a nice hard ride, is all that a Yaris needs. Remember, it's from Japan and it's here to serve you.

Gene